Wanna buy me a pizza?
What was it like filming the goodson?
Any chance for a home alone reboot?
Why won't he talk about the good son?
Good Son filming was good, son.
who's your lifestyle guru inspiration?
This is a great question! The whole point of my website was so that I could share some of the knowledge my favorite gurus have given me.
Do movie stars really poop in golden toilets?
Pooping is for muggles.
What bands (old or current) are you listening to these days?
Harmar Superstar. Adam Green. Caveman. Josie and the Pussycats Soundtrack.
Who are your comedy influences?
3 Amigos, Arthur (1981), Young Guns 2, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Martin Mull, Martin Sheen, Martin Lawrence
HASHTAG Shenaenae
What's your favorite sandwich?
pastrami on rye from the 2nd Ave Deli
What do you think is one major life experience that you've missed out on because of your unique life, and how has it (not) affected you? Abstract or concrete.
Summer camp. But I'm going to rectify that soon. :)
Will there be counselors?
No.
Is it an american name? What's the meaning?
"It" is not a name at all. It's a movie and a book.
Is that camp thing real, or was it all just april fools bullshit?
It started as an April fools joke. Now I'm actually attending Camp No Counselors for real this summer! We're bringing the Bunny Ears crew, recording a live podcast and doing other camp stuff. I'm so excited to go! Oh... also... next week we're going to announce a contest for people to try and win a chance to join me at camp.
Are you hiring?
What’s the latest topic of the bunny ears podcast?
We talked to my friend Eddie K.
The first time you shaved and put on aftershave for real (assuming later in your teens), did you scream like that?
Oh yeah! My balls hurt for like a week!
My apologies for not doing the leg work, but how is it that your path to bunny ears happened?
Anything along the way of this venture that seemed insurmountable? Is it laughable now?
What's your Bunny Ear endgame?
Honestly, I have too many notes and too many friends. I wanted to figure out a way to take all these ideas and talented people I know and mash them together to make a Voltron of fruit flavor and creativity.
Everyone gets rich. Except Stew.
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Awwww. I feel bad. I actually love Stew.
Who has been your favorite person to work with, who was the least?
Do you watch Red Letter Media, or was that a 1 time cameo?
Matt Cohen/Matt Cohen.
Can you recommend us a horror movie?
Pagemaster. (that book was named Horror.... look it up.)
Why didn't you just call the cops right away?
As the great Ice Cube once said... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so
Hey Macaulay, loving Bunny Ears podcast! What is your favorite old school game? Also, if you could put yourself in any movie role, who would you play?
Duh. Toejam and Earl. Or "tag"
Love the podcast! You, Matt and Stewart are amazing and hilarious!
Random Q's - Do you have any superstitions? Or a lucky number?
Thanks, Belle1010!
Superstitions... I always throw salt over my left shoulder. ALWAYS.
Lucky number... Slevin.
My friends have told me I have Macaulay Culkin lips. I always assumed it was a compliment, what is your opinion in this matter?
You sound really attractive. u up?
How fond are you of Mr. Ryan Gosling and how far do you expect the t-shirt battle to go?
until one of us is dead at the others hands.
I know I worded oddly but I’m saying Culkin could take gosling in a fight
Yeah I could. Maybe. Probably....
Hiya buddy. Quick question. Are you happy?
Yeppers.
When do you plan to begin your podcast network, and would there be a place for a standalone wrestling podcast? (Asking for a friend.)
Very soon and we want the second show on the network to be a wrestling show.
Hope you like X-Pac!
(you get no credit for this idea.)
What's the most unexpectedly "normal" thing about you?
My penis.
Hi how you doing?
What would be your advice to child stars as a result of your experiences?
Lasers.
Well... what's the most important thing you've done in your life?
My first AMA. You missed it!
Do you have any favorite memories with your co-star Bill Pullman?
Was I in a movie with Bill Paxton??!!
What question do you hate hearing the most (and you don't have to answer it)?
This one.
What was the first?
One?
Whatup Mac. Big fan of the podcast! Anyways, whats your favorite wrestling match of all time?
Summer Slam 88. Ultimate Warrior vs Honky Tonk Man
When you coming back to oklahoma?
Has the statute of limitations expired yet?
How would your ideal Sunday be like?
With bananas, hot fudge and a cherry on top.
What's your pick for best match of 2018 thus far?
Alpha vs Omega. Jericho v Omega at Wrestlekingdom
Heyo!! What prompted your return to social media after this time? And what’s your favorite fried food?
I didn't return... I arrived.
I did pound some popeye's chicken last week. HASHTAG POPEYESCHICKEN HASHTAG SENDMECHICKEN!
Will you go back to acting at some point?
like a fool?
How did you friendship with Frances Bean begin? I think she’s the coolest person ever, right?
Never met her. She seems lovely. Sorry.
Do you have any new music projects outside of Pizza Underground?
Naaaah.
hey mac - love the podcast. wondering if I could get your sage advice. I’m 22, from DC, and a filmmaker, currently working as a writer. I want to move to NY or LA… but I don’t which city to go to. which place is better for a creative?
where ever you can afford rent.
And my couches is occupied. Sorry.
How is it being the 'grown-up/responsible parent" when it comes to working with Matt Cohen"?
Hahahahahahaha!
Can you tell us any James St James stories? He seems like such a sweet, interesting soul.
At the premier in Sundance he kept spreading rumors that "so and so" couldn't get into the party. He would run around and tell various people that random celebrities were getting turned away from the party.
Hey! I'm an attractive brunette. I'm also a lady wink (my wink means it's true). My question is, will you sit on my face? another wink
That's a suspicious amount of winks, brown haired lady.
hi!!!
have you ever been involved with a cult or the occult ?
Never been invited. Any recommendations?
Culkin, so glad you cleaned up your shit What is your next project?
I just got a colonoscopy and it turns out my shit is clean!
Next project? This AMA...?
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Devon Sawa.
Why BunnyEars?
Because raccoons are gross.
Which one of your movie characters did you enjoy playing the most, and why?
Saved. Because I got to sit down the whole time.
How was working with the late, great John Candy on Uncle Buck?
Kids are pretty annoying but he never got annoyed by our kidness.
Would you consider doing a live show for Bunny Ears? Perhaps in front of a real audience?
Yes. One coming up at Starrcast in Chicago and another at Camp No Counselors later this summer. Check my bunnyears.com for updates on both.
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I've been thinking about changing it... It's currently Carson. I might put up a poll on bunnyears.com and ask people to vote for the best one. Any suggestions?
Have you heard the song “My Dick” by Mickey Avalon?
How do you feel about being compared to a shite dick?
That dick sounds handsome.
What's your favorite youtuber ? Apart from Redlettermedia ;)
Me!
Are you annoying or sweet?
Yes. Ask my special lady friend.
Seriously... I want to know what she thinks about me.
I was in front of you in line at Gristedes once in NYC and you said hi back. That was very kind of you. Do you find that most people treat you with kindness in public, or are people generally rude?
Now that I'm older everyone is much nicer. As a teenage not so much.
How about Bunny Ears?
Yes! Highly recommended both in website form and as a podcast! New episodes every wednesday bunn.fun/sub
Will you play WoW with me when classic comes back?
GASP! Yes.
Yanny or laurel?
Laurel. Also a white and gold dress.
Who is your favorite child actor?
Rory Culkin. Never grow up, kid.
Will you pretend to be my friend?
Do you watch Dexter?
I always wanted a celebrity friend. Will you be my friends? I also like pizza.
Do you like Dexter.
What's your favorite scene in Rampart?
When the Rock fought that giant wolf.
If offered, would you costar in Bill and Ted Face the Music?
Can i be Young Rufus? Or Station?
Have you visited any places that felt like ‘home’ to you, like it resonated on a deep level? If so, which ones?
There was this one pizza place in Washington DC...
You are a regular Joe Schmo with no fame whatsoever. Who is your celebrity idol (dead or alive) and why?
I would love to be part of the Culkin family!
Greetings, fellow 90s escapee. Are you wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt in that picture?
Yup! Sort of.
Why do I pronounce your name as "McClucky"?
Because you're smart.
Do you still like a large cheese pizza, just for you?
Now I share it with the Bunny Ears gang! HI GUYS!
Oh in fact, we're doing a live stream on our FB page tomorrow with me and the whole gang. You should come say hello.
What time? I’ll watch!
5pm PST tomorrow night!
will you move into youtube or just making some sort of content any time soon?
We have youtube videos in the making, but it will all be under the Bunny Ears brand. We've got a lot of big things planned. Thanks for following along.
What's your favorite beer?
Whiskey.
How did you get to be friends with Jim Gaffigan?
He's from the Lower East Side and so am I.
I love ‘saved’, do you?
Yeah. All right. You should check it out.
what time do you wake up everymorning?
After. Noon.
Have you ever considered making ‘Angels With Filthy Souls’ into a real movie?
Now I have!
Do you hate when people bring up the child movies you were in? Or is it more of an annoyance?
Yes. It is annoying. Why can't we ever talk about that Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?
Yanni or Laurel?
Hardy.
Did you get to keep anything cool from the set of Richie Rich?
Yeah. That McDonalds.
One thing you wish you’d known then that you know now?
I should have joined the Illuminati earlier.
Hey, wanna grab a drink in Bushwick tonight?
Bushwick, OK?
If you could pick one person dead or alive to be on your podcast, who would it be?
Helen Keller.
Hey Mac if you come a crossed this question I will be shocked! What do you think of my fetish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5M2trfAnsI
Nice shoes!
Bunny ears live show tour?! Starting in Memphis?! I think soooooo ♀️♀️♀️
Yes to live show tour. No to Memphis. We'll come but we're not starting there. Go Tigers! And Jerry Lawler.
Do you like eggs?
Love eggs. Great question. Seriously. I love eggs.
Idk man, how are you today? Everything going well and stuff?
Shaka, bro. Jah bless, dude.
What's your favorite whiskey?
Beer.
Agreed. A little more Rampart, and it would be perfect.
EDIT: Holy shit, made this comment before seeing this comment
I bow to your kickassedness, /u/MacaulayCulkinAMA
;)
Assuming you will be President one day, what will your first action be?
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if you were actually a good actor?
42.
Do you still have the scar from Joe Pesci in one of your fingers in "Home Alone"?
No. He bit the rest off a few months ago.
Didn’t you just do the exact same AMA a couple weeks ago?
Time is very fluid concept for you, huh? Because that was in January. Or was it February? Shit... was it a few weeks ago?
You have to select a cartoon universe to live in. Which is it?
Wishkid. Cause I'd have that glove.
Why is your podcast so great? and what was your favorite part about shooting rampart?
Getting to meet Matt Cohen. He's The Rock of Rampart. (he fights that wolf and has a monkey friend)
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THAT'S RORY!
what is your spirit animal?
Bunny. C'mon. Also... maybe check out (insert website) and (podcast) today!
Have you ever prank called or fucked with Joe Pesci?
That's the best way to lose a finger.
You look fantastic!
What's your favorite color?
Rampart Blue.
Do you listen to Sonic Youth?
That song Sunday is fantastic.
You look like my brother, explanation?
You weren't supposed to find out this way! :(
Don't use emojis/frowny faces. You're on Reddit; not Twitter. I don't know who you are but proper communication goes along way, kid.
This made me
Is your band a platform to speak about pizzagate?
No. It's a platform to speak about Christina Applegate. Applegate2018. She must be stopped...
What do you think of stand up comedy?
You can't be funny sitting down?
Purple, Pink or Green Dino shirt?
Why not all three?!
I want a love letter from you with a lipstick mark on it and everything. Can you do that for me?
Mom?
Have you ever seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?
And THAT'S how I met your mother.
Why did you choose to wear these creepy bunny ears man?
I'm fashion forward and those bunnies won't skin themselves!
Are these pictures real?
https://i.imgur.com/VjJEfiJ.jpg
Yes. Hashtag TrutherMovement
Do you and Matt ever have conversations in which you don’t laugh?
Anytime we're not in front of the mic. Fuck that guy.
What do you hope for in the next 5-10 years?
Kingdom Hearts 3. Or Half-Life.
Peanut butter or jelly?
Yaaaaas kweeen!
I like your socks. Where'd you get them?
my sock drawer.
Which wrestler would you choose to go into the ring with if you could choose anyone?
Paul Smackage. He's got nothing on me, brother brother.
Have you ever heard about Brazil?
Yes. I have heard of Brazil. I love the ending. (not the love conquers all cut)
What is your favorite Star Wars movie?
Quest for Peace.
Boxers or briefs? I myself have been a lifelong boxer guy but I have been seriously considering spicing things up.
Both. At the same time. Protect ya neck.
You like Wu Tang?
C.R.E.A.M.
Where is your happy place?
my gooch! Goodbye!
If you found Braun Stroman in Tinder would you swipe left, or swipe right and get those hands?
High five!
Should I be using fabric softener?
Always
How many pancakes can you fit in your mouth?
300?
Why are you only answering the easy questions?
I answered this one too.
if entertainment weren't an option, what would you want to do?
Bunny Ears.
I am pooping while typing this, what are your thoughts?
Don't over wipe.
Only the top two photos in that post yesterday were real.
were they?
Do you smoke pot??
I did on the 420 episode of the Bunny Ears podcast. You can find it at bunn.fun/sub
Is there anything you want to do but haven't yet as you're worried about doing it?
Butt stuff?
Are you my dad?
Yes. Get a job! I'm disappointed in you.
What's your favorite kind of bird?
Swallow
Bob Marley or Jimmy Cliff?
UB40.
Have you ever heard the song Macaulay Culkin by the Spanish band Ladilla Rusa? It’s very strange but amazing.
Si!
Do you play Godville?
Is that like Farmvillie for Thor (the one true god) ?
Lol what’s it like on mars?
We’re you actually down to wrestle Rusev at WrestleMania?
Who the Bulgarian Bish? He's been ducking me for months.
Hi I love podcasts. Why should I try yours? (Not being a douche, just wondering what it’s about, thanks!)
It's about an hour. Also, do you like Devon Sawa references?
Would you ever make a movie together with your brothers?
Snuff film?
Which Harry Potter house are you?
Gryffindor but everyone else thinks it's Slytherin. My patronus is a mastiff.
What's the third most important thing you've done in your life?
My next AMA.
Do you plan on ever going on RedLetterMedia again? Best of the Worst with you would be incredible!
Any time. Love them. Tell them to HMU
If you were a Beatle, why would you be Ringo?
Trick question: stuart sutcliffe. In your face Pete Best!
Can you explain to me who exactly you are? No bulli pls.
A poor man's Devon Sawa.
Have you considered taking steroids and having a trainer make you jacked as fuck like Thor?
Yes. Yes i have.
Did you clean your kitchen for that photo?
It's always clean.
What did you eat today?
grilled cheese. just now.
Do you ever come back and read the comments?
I did just now.
You still answering questions or nah?
Nah.
I gotta say, thats commitment.
I'm all about the long game, my friend.
But how long?
Looooong
Hey man, can I draw you an awesome picture? It can be anything you want, you name it :)
Me, wearing bunny ears holding a dalmatian above my head like Simba in the Lion King. Dressed as if I'm on Safari.
What are you doing as of right now?
Replying to your comment/prepping bunnyears.com 2.0 for launch on Saturday.
Did you have a good time with those hack frauds at RedLetterMedia? Also have you ever played Team Fortress? just wondering
Yes. No.
