Macaulay... What's yr favorite kind of ?
It's always Joe's Pizza (in NYC), and not to be all normal about it, but I do like a proper plain. That's how you can judge a place. I've been with lots of vegetarians so I can get with that, but I wouldnt kick a pepperoni and sausage out of bed.
Which Home Alone is your favorite?
The first one was more fun because we didnt know what we were walking into and it was a lot less flying all over the place; it was all in Chicago. Also it had %100 less Trump.
I always wanted to ask whats your favorite athlete?
Chris Jericho. Cause hes a boss
Hey Mr Culkin,
Are there any movies you passed on, or didn't get the chance to make for what ever reason, that you wished you would have taken?
I was sent the script to Rushmore; I was still retired then.
That's a perfect movie
Do you play videogames? If yes, which game is your favorite?
Toe Jam and Earl; I play it on a daily basis
Assuming you are home alone right now doing this AMA..?
You wish
Hey man, just wanted to say you were great in Party Monster.
What's the craziest NYC club/party you've been to?
My bathroom gets pretty wild in the early am
Hey :) What is you favorite place in Europe? Greetings from north Germany :)
Hello, North Germany.
Centre Pompidou in Paris. I know their collection inside and out.
Hey! Thanks for doing this, I guess I'll just ask: what's new and exciting? Any upcoming goals?
I have a new weekly podcast called Bunny Ears; coincidentally I have a website also called Bunny Ears. You can check out the site now, but it officially launches in March
I know you directed an incredibly deep-pan short film about your adventures with a slice of pizza but have you ever thought about working on a full feature film as a director?
Yeah, sure; haven't we all? Nothing to report at this moment, though
Are you clean?
I did bathe for two hours this morning
How's your mom's meatloaf?
Meaty and delicious but not as good as Stew's moms.
Do you still have and/or use a Talkboy?
Yes; thats what we record the podcast on every week
What was it like working on a Frasier episode?
It was easy; I did it from my room over the phone.
I have no regrets
Did you finally watch Wrestle Kingdom?!
Yes I did, at Matt's place in L.A
Kenny Omega is fantastic. And I'm big on Naito also.
How do you take your coffee?
I take it as Coca Cola
If you were offered a role in any comic book movie adaptation, what would you wanted it to be the most?
Longshot, cause he's lucky
What's your favorite Christmas movie?
Duh
What do you like most about podcasting? Why do you think so many people choose to do it?
I like to talk at people and I like the sound of my own voice.
What made you start 'Bunny Ears'?
I was going through my notes and I though; why not? Also- I have an affinity for Bunny Ears
Play any mmo's?
Not anymore- Warcraft really took it out of me
Hey Macaulay, how was your weekend?
Totally Rad. I loved the Royal Rumble this year. Big Nakamura fan.
What Is your current favorite band / artist?
I always listen to the Talking Heads but I've been listening to a lot of Beirut lately
What's your biggest regret?
I dont have a biggest regret but most of my regrets involve women
How's life man?
Pretty great. Im here, arent I?
Has Matt managed to get you to watch any One Piece or any other anime?
Not yet but on my list is One Punch Man, One Piece, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop- I have homework
What will it take to fully expose/overthrow the culture of exploitation in hollywood?
The Illuminati/PizzaGate/Kony2012
What's your favorite episode of Nathan for You?
Best Buy/Crocodile Walk. The thearpist portion is a masterstroke
The hotel that you stayed at in home alone 2 does not actually have a pool. What do you have to say for yourself?
A pool is wherever you want it to be
Did you intend to make your website an living nightmare of the myspace era?
For realz, if you need some help with that, hmu. I'm in NYC too. (pro bono of course)
Uh huh
playing any video games right now?
Starfox64
What's your favorite memory of Michael Jackson?
When I almost crashed my golfcart into his and he called me "Applehead"
Have you thought about doing theatre work again?
I love doing theater- its my favorite form, however Im not really perusing anything at the moment. Not looking for any gigs.
But yah. Sure. What ya got?
Would you rather travel back in time and meet your ancestors or forward and meet your descendants?
My ancestors are mostly Irish cops and fireman; I have a feeling theyd be pretty racist. So let's go forward; plus Im in the market for a hoverboard
how on earth did you get the bunnyears.com domain in 2018?
Practice
What was your experience like working on The Pagemaster? Did you have any involvement with the animation, or did you film your scenes long before the drawing began?
Animated takes years to make; I pretty much just showed up in the studio, talked alot; and a couple years later it was done
WhoopieGoldbergWhat's your best hangover remedy?
Whiskey.
Hair of the dog
Why you aren’t on social media?
Why are you?
What made you decide to do an AMA? Also- Helloooo from northern Vermont!
So you will check out my podcast and my website.
Please.
Im no fool
Play any DnD? Favorite class/race?
I always liked being a tank; something like a fighter
If Wes Anderson sends you another script, would you say yes?
Im no fool in patrick stewart voice
Where did we go wrong?
I ask myself in the mirror everyday
When I was a kid in New Hampshire (like 20 or so years ago) my friend was an extra in one of your movies. He said you ate lunch with him amd some others after an ice skating scene. I told him he was full of shit. Is there a chance he wasnt?
Sounds about right.
Was she cute?
Hey, you were a massive part of my childhood!!
Could you say hello to my wife, Toni?
Hi Anthony!
And no. I cant.
Do you have a favorite piece of memorabilia that you have saved from any of the projects you've worked on?
I have my platform shoes from Party Monster; I regret not saving my wheelchair from saved
what is your all time favorite finishing move in wrestling ? <3
The small package
What book inspires you in your life?
When I was younger I used to get "The Little Prince" in the mail all the time.
When I was in my teens, fans sent me Catcher in the Rye.
In my 20s, It was Alan Moores Watchmen.
Now its just letters from Prison
Can you tell us more about Bunny Ears?
The podcast is a weekly show where me and my friend Matt talk about stuff and things and stuff. Sometimes with a guest (Kevin Smith being our first, coming later this week!)
The website will be a collection of articles, videos and more; its is a online lifestyle magazine where I hope to shine a light on some of the things that influence my life.
Plus- everyone else has one. Why not me?
WhoopieGoldbergThe first time you heard of/saw the Culkin Christ, what was your reaction?
My first thought was "What took them so long?"
Any chance you would collaborate with Redlettermedia again?
I havent been asked but Im a big fan of what they do
You mention your website bunnyears.com and seem quite focused upon them (bunny ears); are you a furry?
I wish. The possibilities would be endless
Hey! Thanks for the AMA. What's your favourite city?
I dont want to be "that" guy, but yes; Paris.
Could you have played Wallace in Scott Pilgrim vs the world better than Kieran?
Absolutely not. He totally killed it
What do you think of Montana?
Sky is big
On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser is Har Mar Superstar?
I give him a 16 and three quarters
How did you and Jim gaffigan get set up for working on his show?
I have a friend who owns a comedy club; he reached out. I didnt answer his email till the last minute. We did one episode; I suggested that I come back as a background character sometimes. We ran with it. It was a lot of fun
Why bunny ears? What's wrong with koala ears?
Nothing against other ears, but Bunnys happen to be the best
Snickers or Milky Way?
Snickers Snickers Snickers
also Snickers send me free Snickers
What would it take to get you to wear a T-shirt with my face on it?
I dont know; whats your face like?
Do you think BunnyEars.com revolutionary design will trigger a new web era?
One can only hope. I feel revolutionary every morning
How did it feel to be referenced in Summer Girls by LFO?
Both flattered and conflicted
I thought the 'Bunny Ranch' song on your site was hilarious. Friends of yours?
Absolutely. Adam Green (whos song it is) is the David Hasslehoff of Germany
What's next for you?
Lunch probably
What do you feel is the biggest misconception about you?
My youthful wit and charm
This might be a ubiquitous question but what are your thoughts on Brexit? Do you think France will be persuaded into doing something Faaacking stupid itself, after my stupid country did it, like a country full of stupid people?
I prefer Breakfast over Brexit
Were the meerkats, Aleksandr and Sergei as difficult to work with as the rumours have lead the world to believe? :~P
No, it was like they werent even there
Do you use after shave?
No. Why do you ask?
Any chance you'll ever work with Quentin Tarantino? He's got that Manson movie coming up and I'd love to see you in the Title role.
Im no fool in patrick stewart voice
Every time I see a photo of you, you look hungry and it kicks in my desire to feed people. You're not hungry are you?
No I have all the pizza a kid would ever want
Hows the punk scene in Paris? Got any bands to check out?
CHeck out Chris Jericho's Fozzy!
How do you feel about Steve Buscemi?
You mean, Uncle Buscems?
Would you ever do a remake of Home Alone? This is my fave movie of all time.
Only if it was set in the woods, ala Rambo
Ok what is bunny ears and why? :)
A weekly podcast and a website and what bunnys hear out of
What would you say are your flaws?
I own too many mannequins. Check out my podcast.
WhoopieGoldbergDo you still have the scar Joe Pesci left on your hand from biting it?
Look up the definition of scar
I visited your website and have no clue what it's about. The "about" page doesn't give me any more clarity...
So like...why should I follow your website?
Because it's Cha'wesome.
And- we officially launch in March. So. Theyll be stuff
Is it true that you have a pizza cover band?
Google "The Pizza Underground"
What did you think about the Rumble last night?
It was the best one in years. Happy with all the results. Cant wait for Nakamura/Styles at Mania
Were you on something on Maron?
I was on a chair
Was that really you singing in the Black or White music video?
Yes. My rapping voice sounds a lot like Heavy D
What would be your character like if he appeared in Game of Thrones?
Some kind of dragon?
Hey Macaulay!
How did you come to work with Seth Green?
Stay tuned for a future episode of Bunny Ears podcast and find out.
P.S. It was party monster. Oops. Spoiler Alert
You ever smoke weed?
I totally forgot.
Wait What?
I like your pizza box sign- is "Macaulay Culkinama" your Japanese pseudonym?
Hai
What do you think about theory uncle Frank was behind criminal activity in Home Alone? :)
I feel the same way that I do about Kevin being Jigsaw
Mac, can you & Matt create a voicemail line so your devoted bunny ears fans can leave messages? Also, how did you like my ultimate warrior photoshop? I need more photos of you guys because it was hard to match your skin tone to Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Thats a great idea.
Also we loved the photoshop
Favorite show on Netflix?
I just watched "Mind Hunter" in one sitting
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Pistachio
What is this obsession with bunny ears?
Rabbits
What’s your favorite ride at Disney World / Disney Land?
The cigarette smoking area by the Haunted Mansion
How big is your wang?
This big
Uma or Oprah?
Do you ever think you’ll return to acting or the movie industry?
And how did you get into podcasting?
I do gigs here and there- its not a job. Its a hobby.
I just did Seth Green's directorial debut- "Changeland"- find it wherever Changelands are sold.
My buddy Matt Cohen hit me with a microphone and made me. Also I like the internet. And talking.
What's your favourite dinosaur?
Brontosaurus but we know thats not real anymore. Like pluto. Or math.
What two wrestlers, alive or dead, would you have play Harry and Marv so you can torture them in your funhouse maze twice?
Heath Slater and Mantaur
What was your favorite memory playing WoW?
When I was maxed out I could run Scarlet Monastery in two pulls
Where do you guys record Bunny Ears... NY or LA?
Yes
Thoughts on Ronda Rousey wrestling, does that just add to the "McDonalds" wrestling? Just found out that's your passion! Wearing bunny ears now
I think its good for the sport and for the division. Im looking forward to Mania. I just hope shes not fighting Stephanie
How did you get involved with the folks for the Dryvers episode?
Jack Dishel is an old friend of mine- He came up with a fantastic idea. Hes a very talented person. We played around for an afternoon and that was the results. Im happy with it and glad everyone else is
You seem like a pretty chill dude. Can we hang sometime?
Im busy that day.
Also what are your feelings on the word Literally.
Do you get sick of people talking about Home Alone?
Its a self-answering question
Wait who's Matt?
Matt Cohen. My podcast co-host. And some dude
I had a huge crush on you when I was 10. Did you also have a crush on me too?
Is your name Kelly Kapowski?
What is the most important thing in your life currently?
to destroy my enemies, seen them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women
Favorite strain?
Ebola
You're really cute. Do you know that?
Im no fool patrick stewart voice
i own a mirror patrick stewart voice
Okay I'll bite, what's with the bunny ears?
Its my new weekly podcast, and a website, and a thing, and some other stuff. Catch up, Junior
What has been the highlight of your 2018 so far?
Yellow and Pink
horde or alliance?
For the Alliance!!!
With all of the speculation about drug abuse, how bad did it actually get? What were your drugs of choice?
Do you still use any drugs? Drink?
Yes, I consumed and imbibed in drugs in my life. Never as bad as people said. Its not really a thing in my life right now. Im an adult.
I like to drink.
Who would win in a steel-cage deathmatch, Kevin McCallister or Richie Rich?
Kevin is much more clever. Richie is a little big bigger and older but Kevin is too clever
WhoopieGoldbergAre you happy? Looking back would you do anything different?
I am definitely happy. I know it sounds contrived or easy, but I wouldnt change a thing
Hey guys; it's been fun. We actually went into overtime. Id love to do this again soon. Thanks for all your stupid questions.
In the meantime, check out my new weekly podcast Bunny Ears and BunnyEars.com. I only recommend em', cause I think youll dig'em.
WhoopieGoldberg