Cher

1. That's an almost impossible question. The thing that popped into my mind is the Godfather. And maybe Godfather II might be better. Actually, Francis gave me as a present the two of them cut together, which is amazing. I think that's what I think is a perfect film, the two of them cut together.

2. A Balinese house in Tahitii. Or a frozen hot chocolate from Serendipity in New York.

3. I actually do. But I don't usually do them on the road because I come in at the last minute, because if I wait around too long I get too nervous, and then I would just do a runner off the stage. If you don't, you don't get out of the parking lot. You have to get to the next city in time to sleep. After all, 100 years old, you need your beauty sleep. Usually I meet people in the town that I am playing in by accident. I do meet cranio-facial kids, or Make-a-wish or kids with special problems I find out about it. I can't put on a show, and do hair and makeup, and do meet-and-greets all the time.

4. If it goes well, of course I well. I have to see how I do, I mean how well I do on stage. I'm used to a pretty high standard, and I haven't done it in a long time, so I'm not going to do more of something that I'm not doing great.

5. If you'd asked me this about any other album, I'd have an answer immediately. This album is different. I love Favorite Scars and Red. I don't have a least favorite one.

They are like children. Depends on what time of day.

1. When I met Sonny, I was a 16 year old girl. Totally scattered energy. I've been Cher since I was 3. But he focused the energy, but I have no idea. I might be a bank robber. Or Editor of French Vogue.

2. Okay the other night on Letterman I used Urban Decay. Gina B used Urban Decay. The Urban Decay glitter comes in a wand that looks like mascara, but when you pull out the thing it looks like a paint brush, and it's really good. And we glued some stones with Duo adhesive, it's eyelash glue, little sparkly stones. This new shampoo I'm using is really good. I just started a new shampoo that I like a lot. Because they changed the formula of a shampoo that I've used my whole life but they changed it. I'll get back when I look it up, I don't know how to spell it. Which isn't my biggest problem, it's just one of my problems.

The worst part is no privacy.

I don't know what the best part is. I'm not sure if this is the best part, but I don't give up. I don't give up and I have a really good sense of humor.

You know what else is really great, is I get to go everywhere and meet different kinds of people. Like I just woke up one morning and decided I was going to Katmandu. That opened up a completely new life with great new friends.

Bruno Mars. Or P!nk.

Or if he was really, really good, Blake Shelton !

Or Merle Haggard. I can't forget Merle Haggard.

She didn't like it. Actually, we should have been in the same room. It could have been better, if we'd worked on it more, it could have been good enough to put out. I think it's a really great song, I love the song, and I'm extremely sorry that it didn't come out.

I'm sorry that the idiot who leaked it leaked the wrong version. I'd never even heard that version.

Well - I'm not sure if it's scary to all parents. What I've realized, just lately, in the beginning I think I was afraid of losing a child before I got the new one. Of losing the old one before I got the new one. But we have such a great time now, and I realize that there is no loss. In the beginning, you're just not sure. As parents, it's a little bit scary. Maybe, what people need to do is just CHILL and not be frightened. It's not all about you, or it wasn't about me.

Well, that's more than you can ever hope for. That makes me really really happy. I'm flabbergasted. That's the second time I've used that word in the last day and I haven't used it in 25 years. When you sing a song, you never think it's going to have anything close to that type of reaction.

That song really has a hold on me. I've said this before but it really sums up my whole life in this business.

Oh gosh. The scene in Mask when I find out that Rocky is dead.

That was a particularly, I don't know. It was horrible, but I felt really proud of it afterwards.

Sure, after two hours of hair and makeup!!!

I want to put new songs, but I know people want to hear old songs. I know that because when I go to a concert you want to hear the songs you love. Also it will make the show better if some of it is new for me. When you have been doing this for 99.99 years you have to have something fresh.

Oh gosh, well, I know how to do other things. Kathleen can't do it either! But I can run around in high heels for two hours being adorable.

Well, Elvis was really my biggest inspiration, because my voice was so not girly (first record I put out was called Ringo, I love you, and they wouldn't play it because they thought I was a guy). He was the only artist I could really identify with.

Now, I'm inspired by the creativity of young artists today, some young artists today. I just find it fascinating that they don't have to fight to be who they are.

When I was young we got beaten up for looking the way we looked. No one even dared to look different. The Beatles had nice hair cuts and were in suits. The Stones were kind of on the fringe.

Absolutely not!!! I love ghosts. I actually think that Sonny makes a light go on. I have a beautiful chandelier that he makes the light go on when it is impossible, there is no power on. I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.

Hmmmmh. What a bright discriminating girl you are!

No, no kidding. It's amazing, you just don't go around thinking that you make any difference to anybody, in a deep way, and it's unbelievably gratifying when someone tells you a story like this.

The question I'm asked most is "Do I believe in life after love?", and if no one ever asks me that again, I'd be a happy camper.

Oh my god there are so many. I can't pick just one. I'm gay catnip.

Madge, no. Actually I don't. I never hated her, I just thought she was a bitch. Actually I quite respect her.

Actually I think Madge might be one of the most amazing artists I've known. I don't like everything she does, for sure, but she is always riding the crest of the wave. She always saw trends WAY before anyone else, and had great videos.

So, besides saying "WTF if MDNA", I'm fine with it.

It's funny. Depends on what your shoe size is!!

Well to get my attention are looks. But to keep my attention is a totally different thing. I like Kind is the best thing, then the next thing is sense of humor. Then all the rest of the stuff but those things are big on the list. Actually it takes quite a lot to keep my attention, because I have a short attentions span.

Of course I do. You can't really dwell them on them because you just become paralyzed. YOu have to go on and resolve to do better. Just beating up on yourself doesn't do you any good or I'd be black and blue. It's not a Buddhist way to do things. You have to be kind to yourself in order to be a better person for everyone else.

I won't hold not being gay against you. Thanks! I love them too. Mrs. Flax was based on my mom, even the costumes and dresses.

OH MY GOD!!!! I'd have to turn in my gay icon card if I wasn't a huge fan of hers. I just watched the night before last Now, Voyager. I can't remember the name of it but I like the one when her husband was an anti-fascist, and they came to America. She doesn't have a huge part in it, and as I understand it, she did it as a favor to the actor who starred in the film with her because he had done the part on Broadway - because no one knew him, the only way he could star in it was if she did the film. But I loved it. I love the shooting scene in The Letter.

Maybe Moonstruck because we never felt like we were working. We were a family and we weren't acting. I never felt like I was acting.

However, MGM hated the film and they didn't want to put it out. They said it had no appeal to the audience. They only released it because the movie they decided to release tanked, and we were the only film they had.

Well - Meryl had just had Mimi and wanted to get some ice cream, she was just telling me what a safe neighborhood it is. It's little Italy bordering on Chinatown. We walked around the corner, there was this huge guy ripping this girl's clothes and trying to get her purse. Meryl just took off and starting yelling running towards them. Then I did too. The guy got frightened and started running towards US!!!

I thought great, we saved the girl and now we're going to get killed. When we got to the girl, she was completely shaken up. Her dress was ripped and she was crying. We kind of patted her, and we started talking to her, and we asked her if she needed help going anywhere or doing anything.

She said she was a singing waitress. Then she started screaming "Oh my god I was just saved by Meryl Streep and Cher!!!!". Then we looked over and there were two men standing there and they didn't do anything. These two big asshole men just watched her.

You have to get out of it immediately. Life is too short. Also, no one can love you if they are abusing you. Those two things can't happen at the same time. Also if you are young you can't see the future. That's dead end, sometimes literally.

Richard Avedon. Well I've had so many, come one. Norman Seeff. I really liked the Argentinian boys Estudio Machado Cicala Morassut.

Then you have more info than I do, because I have just recently seen them.

They can expect a Cher SHOW !

Don't sweat the small stuff.

And my mother's advice, if it doesn't matter in five years, it doesn't matter.

Try to do better tomorrow.

Those are the things I know. Two more then I'm done.

The real reason is because the paparazzi won't leave me alone and they almost caused me to crash.

Hmmmm. Tomorrow.

Last night. I was watching Artificial Intelligence and sobbing.

(Laughs) Do you even have to ask? I'd be in a long line however.

Just that they are SO supportive of me and have been since the beginning and they are so supportive of each other which I really appreciate.

Bye reddit! It was great. I'll be back.

Like MacArthur, I shall return