Ben Stiller

Heh. Yeah, that's true. Well Jack and I go way back, so I felt that we had a close enough relationship that strapping him to a water buffalo was within the bounds of our friendship, and he's a good sport, because it turns out the water buffalo was pregnant and I think he might have induced contractions in the water buffalo. That's a true story.

Also, it wasn't that bad, because we were shooting in Hawaii and Jack was ordering out from Bubba's Burgers all the time.

I don't think they could do that on Deerhunter.

Oh cool.

Thank you for that. Yeah, that's a true story. I literally was listening to what David Duchovny said, and I'm not really that much smarter than the character of Derek, and I honestly forgot, I hadn't followed what he was saying, I said it again and got my lines wrong, and David (who's a very funny guy) improvised the "are you serious? I just explained that." Which just goes to show you that Derek and I are actually closer than you might think.

Yes, it was still improvised.

Wow. Um, okay, it's hard for me. I'm not really good at rating my own performances, and I am not a person to go back and look at stuff, because it's just sometimes too crazy and frightening. But I rate them on experiences, and for me the experience of first of all - they were all really fun to do. Dodgeball I didn't have to direct, so there was less responsibility, and sometimes that can be more fun since you don't have to worry about schedule sand budget and those things, and it was a great experience because the character was so silly - not that Derek was any less ridiculous. But I would say Dodgeball was the most fun because of that. But the memories I have from making Tropic were great because it was such a great bunch of guys with camaraderie and a chance to strap Jack Black half-naked on a water buffalo probably made it the most special. And Zoolander was one of those things when were making it, the whole time, the studio had no idea what we were doing and we had no idea what we were doing, and the studio was like "what is this" and then eventually over the last 13-14 years it found its audience, which has been a really fun thing, that it's sort of found its way out there. But making it, it's always fun to do something when it could possibly be the worst thing ever, you know?

That's another example of a movie where the studio had no idea what we were doing, Judd Apatow wrote it and we all didn't realize it was a Disney movie, we were making this sort of, I would say, the tone of it was like so dark and weird that when the Disney people saw it, they immediately freaked out and were like "what is this" - but that was kind of the fun thing about it, we had never done a "kids" movie, and sort of just approached it like we were just doing a movie. And I had a great time. I don't think Judd's done many family movies since then. I think that was the last family movie he's done.

Yeah! I wonder too. It had such an incredible cast. The main reason I remember is because that's how I met my wife, so it turned out pretty good on that end for me, but the actual show itself was this really, really funny concept of an astronaut who flies too close to the sun and when the sun's up his brain expands so he's the smartest man in the world. It was Jack Black as a mix of Steve Austin in the 6 Million Dollar Man and Knight Rider. And he had a talking motorcycle that was his sidekick that was the voice of Owen Wilson. So it would've been a fun series, but I think it was too insane at the time. It was 15 years ago. Nowadays it would have ended up as a web series for sure, but I'm really happy we got the chance to make it.

Hmm. Let's see. Well, I really love, I'm like a huge basketball fan. I don't know if that's surprising or not. It would be more surprising if I said I was a great basketball player. I've been a Knicks fan since I was a kid. In fact, I love Star Trek. We named our production company after a Star Trek episode. For some people, that might be awesome, or super-nerdy.

No, it was interesting, they were putting the movie together and I'd never done an animated movie, and they came to me and said "this is the story they were working on" - I think it's because I'm an New Yorker, these animals were these New Yorkers who'd never left New York. And the process was really interesting, you don't really see anything, you just start recording scenes, and then the animators work on these scenes over the course of a few years - it just starts to develop but you don't see anything for the longest time. I've had children grow up, move away, go to college, I've had all sorts of things happen to me over the course of the Madagascar movies, Presidents change... it's an exercise in patience, and I think someone once said it's like sending a movie to the moon and then getting it back in a time capsule. But it's really fun when you see the final thing, you know?

Yeah! I'd love to do a sequel to Tropic Thunder. I never thought about it seriously. I think ultimately it's one of those things where you have to have a really great idea, but if there was something that would support it, I'd do it. I feel like with sequels, it's figuring out a reason for the movie to exist. I feel like a lot of times, people want to see a sequel, for me Tropic Thunder was a movie that I worked on with my buddy Justin and we worked on over the course of 8-9 years - the idea itself was so self-contained that it was never something we thought about having to try to do again. So I would be open to do it, but I'm also kind of happy with it as a standalone film.

I really like to scuba dive. Yeah, really.

it's been a huge commitment for me over the last few months. And I really was, the whole point of doing it was to promote Next Time on Lonny but when I started doing it, I didn't realize that I wouldn't be able to talk, and they wouldn't be able to see my face. But by that time I was already committed to doing it. It's been great for me cardiovascularly. I've gotten into the best shape I've been in for a long time. And it was grew to finally be able to talk last night, about Next Time on Lonny. And I wouldn't give up the experience for anything.

Dodgeball - well, there was definitely a camaraderie on the set, with the group of the Average Joes guys. Shooting the Dodgeball scenes themselves, there were sometimes accidents that happen, but with any sports film you're going to get a ball in the face every once in a while. So we tried to keep that to a minimum, but it did happen.

Working on that show is very exciting because it moves very fast and there's a lot of improvisation that happens, so you're definitely coming up with stuff in the moment, but the characters are so specific and well-defined that Mitch is such a great writer that he gives you the leeway to try things, but what's written there is so great too. And I'm a big Will Arnett fan, so I always enjoyed doing stuff with him.

First of all, it would probably be explaining what "email" is.

This is a message from the future that will be transmitted electronically between computers... and will link the world and also allow people to not have to talk face to face with one another.

You will use it a lot?

Enjoy the next 25 years? You never have that perspective when you're younger. I think when I was 25, I was very focused on what I was doing, and what I wanted to be doing, and a lot of times things happen the way they are going to happen. So I would have told myself to chill out and enjoy where you're at. And I would have explained what Twitter and instagram are also. But I probably would not have done a good job, since I probably don't understand it even now.

I haven't bought a lot off of ebay. Probably a vintage Star Trek game. That's not stupid, though, I actually love it. And am grateful for it. But from the outside, that looks ridiculous.

Yeah, you know, I would. I love horror movies. Probably some sort of witch-ghost-type-movie which I like. I'm not really into slasher movies as much. But I really like sort of supernatural witch-ghost themed films. Though I'm not sure I'll be doing one soon, but maybe. I'm open to it.

Gosh, I'd say probably the standard peanut butter & jelly on white bread. I haven't had it since I was about 8 but I have really good memories of it, very positive endorphins, if that's a thing.

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It was really an incredible experience making the movie, because we got to sort of have the adventure as a crew that was going on in the story. For me, I love to travel, there's a lot of places that I haven't been. I'd like to go someday to the Himalayas and actually go up there, but I've never really been to that part of the world, and Asia. And traveling, I just enjoy it, but also the adventure side of it is interesting to me because some people have a crazy-adventurous spirit that you think are totally insane, and I'm not that level of adventurer, but I do like to go out there and experience different things. I've gone hiking with people on a "fun, easy hike" that you find yourself 8 inches away from an 800 foot cliff, so it's important to know who you're going to go adventuring with.

I believe the proper response is "You can have a warm glass of shut the hell up."

Hmm. Wow, that's a very all-encompassing question. I mean, I guess, if you want to get sort of serious about it, your experiences end up making you who you are, as you get to a certain point in your life you realize there are people who influence you - my parents are a huge part of that, because you, you know, live with them, and they have such an amazing - my folks had such a big influence in terms of seeing how they operated with people as a real family. My folks were very thoughtful and generous and care about that kind of thing. And growing up around that was something that my sister and I saw. And experience in life also really really influences you, so I don't necessarily think it's one person.

That might be too deep an answer.

I also had this incredible science teacher in school, when I was in high school, who still teaches at the high school I went to - John Roeder - and he was like, super-smart and I was horrible science student but he was a great teacher who was supportive of finding a way for kids to connect with the things they wanted to. So he knew I was really bad at math and science, and I had to do a report on the moon, and he let me write it as a song, it was called "man in the moon," and it wasn't a great song, but he was supporting our creative spirit. I never forgot that, a teacher like that makes a huge difference in your life. Yeah, he's great. So thank you John you're the best.

Well, I've always been a Star Trek guy, not that i don't like Star Wars, but the Star Trek thing is so deeply rooted in me. So it's a little bit confusing now that JJ Abrams who's done both Star Trek and Star Wars, I don't know what to do with that or how to process it. But I am looking forward to seeing his movie. Maybe he'll get me onboard with Star Wars.

Gosh, I guess, I mean there are a lot of people. I was always a huge Al Pacino fan and I never really got a chance to work with him, I'd love to do that someday. I just had a chance to work with Sir Ben Kingsley, that was really fun and kind of intimidating. I asked him to call me "Sir Ben" on the set but he wouldn't do it.

Wow. Happiest moment. I'm not good at rating the ultimate experiences in that way in life, but gosh, I mean, I was very happy when both my kids were born healthy, that was a great feeling and very exciting. That's probably up there. But also any of those Yankees world series runs and when they were bringing home the championship, 77, 78, I was in the stands in the right field with my dad when Reggie Jackson hit the 3 home runs in a row.

Reggie Jackson is also somebody I've never worked with who I'd really like to work with.

It's a burden that I have to live with every day.

I had a lot of different favorite movies. For a while, The Poseidon Adventure was my favorite when it came out, probably 1974 I remember going to see that at the Lowes theater at 83rd Street and Broadway probably 10 times in the theater. And I did get a chance to tell Gene Hackman what a huge fan I was of it when I worked with him on the Royal Tenenbaums. I'm sure of all the Gene Hackman movies I could have pulled out, it was Poseidon Adventure, and he gave me a look like "that's your favorite" but he was awesome in that... I mean, I remember seeing Annie Hall when I was 10 or 11 years old, 1977 I was 12, and I remember really connecting with that movie although I had no idea why I connected with it as a 12 year old when it's about how complicated relationships are...

Iceland was incredible filming there. The whole experience was so much fun. I'd never been there, so I knew nothing about the country besides the fact that it's incredibly beautiful there, there's so much fun stuff to do. And first of all, Reykjavik is a crazy city where it's bright in the summer all day and night, and the sensory experience is really insane there. We had a great time, a lot of jumping in the water, it was very refreshing - I say refreshing /incredibly cold - the ocean there is really, really - the natural forces there are so strong, so we had a great time there. I enjoyed being in the different parts of the country too, like we went to place called Hofn (pronounced Hopffff - I might be getting the spelling wrong) - we had a windstorm there that shut down the production, an 80 mph windstorm that came in for 3 days and it was blowing over all of our trucks and campers, I remember going out and jumping in the wind and literally hovering in the wind. And there were no clouds in the sky, just 80 MPH winds and a clear sky. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

Also, the ratio of creative people in that country is just super-high. There's like maybe 500-600,000 people in the country but there are so many artists and painters and singers, and I think it's probably because in the winter there, it's dark for so long and people are holed up, it gives them a chance to get in touch with their creativity.

Hahah! Well, they would be two good guys to be on an island with, first of all, because they're both very smart and funny. But I don't know how they would be good at making fire or things like that. Sometimes I think Owen has lost his memory and think's he's Hansel.

Between the two of them, I would probably go with - you know, Richard has just such a lilting voice, that I would just have to go for the sound of his voice. No offense to Owen because he is one of my oldest friends and sometimes I feel like we have spent years on an island together.

Hahah! I actually really love the Arnold Palmer. That's probably my favorite go-to drink. Iced tea lemonade combo. In fact, I'm impressed Arnold Palmer has been able to trademark it. There actually is an Arnold Palmer that has his face on the container, but anybody can make it.

Oh, have i said that? I said I dislike fan mail? crazy! I don't think I ever said that. I like fan mail, I don't know how much I get. No, I like it, I like it. And I wanted to do an AMA, because I thought it would be fun to do. And hopefully this will help dispel the notion that I don't like fantail. Worth doing the AMA just for that.

Hahaha! That's very nice. Wow. You know, I think probably the time that I actually think that I've made one will be when I stop, I'll stop at least attempting trying to make the movie I want to make. And the creative process is one where it's sometimes hard to have perspective on it while you're doing it, you put everything you have into it. So that's a very nice question. But i look forward to just keeping on trying to make the best movie I can.

Well, first of all, it was a LOT harder than I thought it would be. I thinK I somehow, in my head, thought that Bear Grylls was sort of like this tough guy but then he sort would help out, and he is very positive, but when we were rappelling down a 120 foot cliff and then had to start climbing back up it, I realized that he wasn't stewing around. And there were many times during that ascent when I said, in all honesty, "Bear, turn off the cameras, please help me get up to the top" and he kept turning around and saying "Say it to the GO PRO! Vent all your frustration to the GO PRO!" But somehow we made it up the cliff, not to give anything away. And then also making fire, bringing that up again, because he showed me how to make fire in a cave. So that, and spooning in the cave with Bear to keep the body heat in would be my top survival tips.

He smells very good. He's a very well-groomed gentleman. And over the years, I feel like he's just smelled better and better.

Oh gosh! Well, you know, like any kid, I think that now (being a parent too) you see how easy it is to embarrass your kids - it's almost the job of the parent to embarrass your kids. I remember very clearly my parents being on this game show when I was a kid, because they were a comedy team, and there was one game show called Tattletales where they would take the men, put them in a soundproof booth, and ask the women questions, and then they would ask the men the same questions, and they would have to match up their answers as a couple, sort of like the Newlywed Game. And each section of the audience would win money if a certain couple won -so the blue section, the banana yellow section, the red section. So my parents basically lost, and they were playing for the banana section, and I thought everybody in the banana section was going to hate my parents. Because they didn't win any money. I think Patty Duke and John Astin were another couple on the show? Like he was the dad on the Addams Family, and she was Patty Duke, and I remember them comforting me and saying people were going to still like my parents.

Gosh! I think probably for me, the first book that really affected me was reading the Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger when I was a kid, the short stories, and that was the first time I had read any fiction at all, and being from New York and the characters that he talked about, and just the way that those characters came to life was my first experience of fiction, that was probably one of the bigger experiences for me. And then it's almost become cliche, but Siddhartha by Herman Hesse is another one that i read as a young adult and was the first book with a very spiritual leaning that i connected with. And then I'd say it's not a book, but Steve Martin's album Let's Get Small, to sort of balance it out.

Blue.

Well, I don't think anybody can ever top Magnum. After that it's all sort of taking shots in the dark. If there was ever one that could make Derek jealous - the thing about Derek is that he gets jealous really easily, it doesn't even need to be that intense of a look, he would just get insecure about it.

Um, I'd have to think on that one. I don't take the looks lightly. And if we ever do a Zoolander sequel, we'll definitely have to come up with one that will top Magnum. But that takes years of development.

Gosh, well, Cable Guy was really fun to make, when we were making the movie, just because Jim's character was so specific and he had such a clear idea of what we wanted the movie to be. When we were making it in our minds we weren't even making a comedy, we were making a thriller which is why people probably reacted to it the way they did. I think the last thing we shot in the whole movie was the spider walking across Jim Carrey's face, and it was literally the last shot of the film, and we did 5,6,7 takes of it, and Jim was SO committed to making sure the spider crawled across his nose and his lips, and we kept doing takes until the spider crawled the right trajectory while he was saying his line. I remember thinking when we were doing that "this is not like a comedy."

The actual game? I actually don't love the game of Dodgeball, I find it very stressful and violent, especially as a kid I remember it being one of those things, you got up to the firing line, it just seems like one of the most politically incorrect things you can do to a kid. I still have the sense memory when you see those red rubber balls, you know, that feeling of running up to the line and the jockeying and the intimidation. It doesn't bring out the best in people I don't think. The movie was a good way of working out all those childhood issues.

Ah. Good question. I'm not a huge soccer fan, though I will watch it, although at this point I am hoping America has a better shot than their coach thinks. And I will be rooting for our team. But right now i am focused on the basketball playoffs, the finals.

The one with the long beard and the big sword!

Yeah! Wes and I are friends and I would love to work with him again. I think he's one of the most gifted, unique directors around and he's also just a great guy. So I definitely look forward to doing something else with him.

I actually have nothing to do with the magic. What you really need to do is find an ancient egyptian tablet that will, when the sun goes down, somehow glow and then animate all the objects around you. So that's really the key. Maybe try eBay? I don't know.

Really fun. It's the only show I've ever done where there is literally NO script. So you are improvising your entire part. So he would basically tell you what you're going to b edging, and then you come up with it, and as you come up with it, it's so in the moment it's hard to sometimes recreate it. It's an interesting process and he's also just a really funny guy. He has a lot of energy and I enjoyed it.

I actually had a really good time doing Mystery Men. It was a little bit chaotic, to be honest - there were a lot of different actors in it, and the script was always changing as we were making the movie, but the group of people was an interesting bunch of people. And I think Hank might be referring to the fact that sometimes, there were little altercations, disagreements that happened onset. But sometimes that doesn't mean that affects the movie in a bad way, sometimes that discord can fuel the movie. But the experience of MAKING Mystery Men, I don't have bad memories of it, I have some good memories of it, and some funny things that happened on the set. Like sometimes we'd have a disagreement about what was funny in the scene, these serious back and forth discussions, but we were all dressed up in ridiculous outfits, but having very very serious discussions about what our characters would say or do. In retrospect, that's really funny. And I have good memories.

Oh wow. Gosh. Maybe I just haven't had enough to have come up on a bad one yet?

Oh wow. Um. Well, it's, you know, sometimes you have to do things that are embarrassing, I've had to do things that are embarrassing, and you have - the actual experience of doing them is not necessarily embarrassing, it's more lonely. Like there's a scene in There's Something about Mary before I go on the date where I go in the bathroom and the stuff is on his ear, doing a scene like that is obviously very weird because everybody on the set kind of disappears. So in retrospect, doing that was probably one of the most embarrassing things. But you know that you're doing it for the necessary good of the movie. So you have to kind of deal with that.

Ah! I've found over the years that it's better to get along with the director. And at this point in my life, the experience of making the movie is as important as everything and you want that to be fun and enjoyable and hopefully you're on the same page, and it just makes it harder on yourself to make it harder for the people you're working with. So all of that comes with trial and error and experience.

1) You know, probably not at this point because i feel like sketch comedy is such a young man's game in that it's so much about being in the moment in terms of pop culture references and the energy that it takes to put in to the show. And that's why as a producer i enjoy producing shows like Next Time on Lonny that are doing their own thing and have their own tone, but for me, the actual commitment to doing a show like that is not where i'd put the energy these days. But it's always fun to go in and do something on a show like that.

2) I don't understand Festivus, so I can't speak to that. but I can't ever out-funny my parents. They are just so naturally funny both separate and together, that's something I could never attempt to do. It's something that flows so naturally out of him that it's something I naturally enjoy all of the time.