Andy Milonakis

August 27, 2013

I am Andy Milonakis AMA!

My Proof: https://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/372478825646415873

Exactly who are you?

What's it like working with Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty?

Any new Three Loco material coming soon?

Hey Andy, big fan of Three Loco. Any chance you guy swill come to the UK at some point?

p.s. the old peanutbutter takeaway skit was fucking golden

What movie are you embarrassed to be a part of?

Do you miss doing the show, or possibly the exact opposite, do you possibly want to distance yourself from the show?

when can we get some more young sachi tunes?

What did you do for work before The Andy Milonakis Show?

How does one go about making beef stew out of lemons?

How rich are you?

I saw you walking in Little Tokyo once and wanted to show some love. Is this normally a good idea or do you like to be left alone?

Can we hang out?

Do you still eat pancakes with Hyrup? Where's Ralphie at these days? If they made a third "Waiting" movie would you be in it?

Do you miss the Andy Milonakis Show?

And was hotbox with Dumbfounded as fun as it sounds?

can you rap over my beat?

What's your favourite vine that you made?

You still good friends with Ralphie from The Andy Milonakis Show?

Thanks for doing this AMA!

Dude, why are you a Lee-head?

How did Three Loco come to be? How did you meet Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty?

What is Lil B the Based God like in person?

does twin steven try to have sex with you? if so whos on the bottom and whos on top?

Have you ever shot a music video with your parents?

Any rapper or producer you really wanna work with that you haven't yet?

Are you proud of the The shoe you had on MTV or are you embarrassed by it? I personally loved it and it is a fond part of my teen years.

edit: re-edited the typo i had taken out since he made fun of before i fixed it.

What happened to Ralphie? was he killed by robot snakes?

Will you please make more music with Lil B??

I loved waiting, very much a happy movie for me. Is that really what you were like as a teenager or is it all part of a bigger stage persona? Either way brilliant film, hilarious part played by you.

Did the andy milonakis show get you hella laid?

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Andy! I am one of your biggest fans. I ESPECIALLY love your Vines! Do you make your Vines up on the spot? How's being friends with Marlo Meekins? Thanks so much for doing this! You rock!

Any plans to return to TV?

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You still hang with Ralphie?

Serious question: On average, how many titty pics do you receive a week?

How do people usually react to your actual age?

Andy, what are the best AND worst parts about being famous?

I've seen you post some fucked up as shit tweets (but funny as fuck nonetheless) only to see you come off as 'offended' when someone insults you in a very, at least in my eyes, mild way.

Do people really get to you over twitter when they insult you?

Where do your vines come from

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What motivates you to keep doing what you do? What's it like working with riff and dirt nasty?..also, your vines are funny as fuck

Are you going make a season 3 of The Andy Milonakis Show?

How bummed are you about all this talk of radiation in the bluefin tuna? IT'S MESSING WITH MY SUSHI.

How did you get started on MTV?

andy, were you ever president? if not, do you have a penis?

How may I tickle your fancy?

Have you tried to shop another show to any networks?

where's wubby

Favorite part about working with dirt and Riff Raff?

On average how much do you pay for strippers?

What was your favorite sketch from your tv show?

Will you come to my birthday party

will you be my friend if i pay you

what's your favorite type of peanut butter?

how did the Andy Milonakis Show start?

I just wanna say how much I love you. So funny, dude. I sing your theme song all the time!

Favorite type of banana?

Are you a better rapper than Lil B?

Are you upset with Hollywood with their recent fascination with Abraham Lincoln? We all know you started it with Karate Lincoln!

If you ever come to south Texas you wanna eat some Mexican food with me?

Did you happen to have a relative that was an MTV executive?

How did voicing NEPTR come about?

Do you invest in technology?

Would you recommend using a grapefruit peel as a helmet? Is it effective?

You make people laugh, what tickles your veggie?

Your Vines are hilarious! But I have to ask, how annoying was the clean up for your "don't drop that dun dun dun" vine where you smashed plates all over the kitchen? Or did you have a maid clean it up lol. i wouldn't walk barefoot for days after that

This is how you drink beer on planet suck a dick! Anyways are you ever gonna do another song with lil b? That would be greattttt. "Hit em with that left hand get real creepy"

Me and my ex-girlfriend used to use your name as our safeword, just to let you know.

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Amazing! What's your favourite Three Loco verse?

what do you have to say about the rumors of Riff Raff jacking off in front of his hairdresser?

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How often do you get denied going into bars/clubs with age restrictions because of your appearance? And how do people react when they learn your real age?

Are there plans to bring back the "A day with Riff Raff" web series?

What did you do after the Andy Milonakis show ended in 2007? It seemed like you had dropped off the face of the Earth.

How did your show take off? And what were you doing before all of that?

What's your favorite part about being you

How is it to do what you enjoy and be famous while doing it?

Hey Andy, big fan here. I follow you on twitter, because you're the only celebrity I know that doesn't give a shit what people think or say and I have a tremendous amount of respect for you because of that. Growing up, who was your biggest influence? And who did you look up to? I always wanted to know why your brain is wired they way it is.

Why are you so fucking awesome?

Man, the theme tune to your show has been stuck in my head for like the last 6 years

Who does more coke: Dirt or Riff?

What was your favorite memory from working on "Waiting"?

Dear Mr. Alien pimp from the future that creates ill rhymes and strange comedy,

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? If not, then what is your favorite pizza topping?

Thank you,

Cyberchief

Do you hate Bruno Mars?

Favorite candy?

If there were, in fact, peas on your head, why would you be opposed to being called a "pea head?"

1.) Are you as crazy and outlandish in person as your show, tweets, and vine videos portray you or is that just an act?

2.) You had your run on MTV, Waiting, did some great cameos, etc. It seems like you haven't really done a whole lot with acting but you're incredibly memorable.. How often do you get recognized and is it flattering or annoying?

3.) I'm so bummed Kanrocksas got canceled, I was looking forward to that man.

I love you.

I am building a smoke room and I want to purchase some of your paintings done while on dissociatives to hang up around the area, would you be interested in selling them?

Do you think Three Loco is simply "joke rap", or how was it meant to be appreciated?

Also where can I download the whole hot soup mixtape?

If someone wants to get Involved in acting what would you recommend?

My favorite episode of your show was the one with Biz Markie, cause I'm an old school hip hop nerd. I would love to work with Biz Markie on just about anything. Also loved the Paul Wall episode, because I'm a hip hop head from Oklahoma, and that's music I grew up to.

Was there one celebrity who you got to work with that just blew your mind to be working with? Did you ever almost have a Chris Farley moment when doing an interview?

When are you and action bronson going to do a mixtape together? Your twitter back and forths are the realest.

How'd you get involved with Adventure Time?

Can you think of five things that rhyme with Milonakis?

would you do a remake of the Andy Milonakis show if MTV signed on? BTW you lay some sick rhymes.

You, Tom Green, and Kevin Smith, are my idols, cause u guys all made it on mainstreme tv doing what you loved doing, and not conforming. It's fucking rad to see!

You're a Lee Head

Which dude's fish food?

Who gets the most pussy in Three Loco?

I know on twitter you have said that you like fans more than Hollywood folk, but who is your favorite "famous" person to spend time with?

What is the craziest mishap that has happened on your show?

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ANDY!!!!! I hope you read this and remember me...at the US Open in Huntington Beach this year you freestyle battled my friend and signed my cigarette!!! It was the best. Thanks man

I have a pack of Shenaniganz matches, would you sign it for me?

Does Nicholas Megalis have bed breath? He looks like he might be one of those people who does, but no one ever tells him so he just lives his life with bad breath.

If you put some cheese on your head, can I call you a cheesehead?

What's Nick Kroll like? Dude seems hilarious, especially as Dr. Armond and C-Czar.

How old are you really? I remember some truth/rumor that you are a lot older than you look... or something.

Thank you for showing me the ways of a gangster.

What was your experience voicing NEPTR like?

Good guy Andy Milonakis responds to every comment in his AMA.

What does Riff Raff smell like?

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Where is the coolest place you've been to?

Why did I think you were dead?

You have always seemed fairy grounded! How hard is it to be normal in Hollywood?

What did you have for lunch today?

What do you think of Miley Cyrus?

do you do your art as just a way to make more money, or do you actually enjoy making art?

If you could be any animal, what animal would you be and why?

What was it like working with Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Lion on Mac and Devin go to high school?

At this point in your career. What profession do you consider yourself? And to what effect do you feel that vine has added to your resurgence as a public figure?

The hmelly eggs skit in your show has made my life significantly better. Thank you for that, and for doing this AMA.

Do you feel your condition had been exploited by others?

Or is it something you simply embrace?

Would you agree that "I'm clean and dope like heroin soap" is your best line thus far?

"Fuck you with a loaf of bread, make you cheat on Atkins."

If you wrote it; its your best.

my favorite line of yours has to be, "Hoes on my dick cause I look like a deadman, Hoes on my dick cause I treat em like a bedpan."

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what is the biggest challenge you have faced since the show has been off? Also I follow you on vine and you are absolutely hilarious! I love your comedy!

No question. Just wanted to say I love your shit and thank you for all the laughs growing up. Also I follow you on vine and its the only reason I check it anymore.

What is your drug of choice?

What is your favorite pie NEPTR?

Yo big fan, have you ever used the fact you look really young to your advantage?

And if so in what ways?

Huge fan Andy! Quick question for you, how big of a role do trees play in the creation process of your music?

If you weren't an entertainer, what would you be doing for a living?

When Diplo asked to rap on "We Are Farmers", were any of you like "uh, are you sure that's a good idea?"

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you're awesome. like seriously. how much would I have to pay you to come rap at my sorority's semiformal down in Atlanta??? the rest of three loco would be more than welcome/encouraged

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Why aren't you and Jimmy Kimmel friends anymore?

Would you ever go vegan?

What's the stupidest thing Three Loko has ever done together?

I'm the guy who sold you that Sony laptop probably a year or two ago, still use it?

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If you had to give credit to a rapper that inspired your flow today, who would it be, and would you have ghb induced group sex with them?

So you filmed 'Waiting' in New Orleans. I was actually an extra in it. I have the Shenanigans menu and everything from the dining scene. What did you think of NOLA and did you have a blast?

Andy I just want to thank you for having had such an awesome show. What's your favorite strain of weed?

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How is/was hanging out with Nicholas Megalis? Any drugs involved?

Devin & Mac go to High School.. How high?

cold or hot pizza for breakfast?

I remember I once crushed the spirit of two pre-teen girls wanting to catch the new episode of Degrassi by claiming the remote, switching it to The Andy Milonakis Show and chuckling to the beat of Slim Jim Dolly. No question, just reminiscing.

Good luck with everything you're up to nowadays man.

Andy, dare me to pull my dick out?

What was it like working with Ray William Johnson?

Edit: What was it like being on =3?

Hey Andy! Just wanted to let you know you're a stupid, obnoxious, piece of shit!

Take care!

Dude, your vine of you breaking plates is hilarious. What drove you to do that?

Who is the best rapper alive?

Schmandy Schmilischnakis.

I appreciate the shit out of you and have since I first saw your shit floating on the internet whenever the fuck it was. While your art is in and of itself fantastic (motherfucking Young Sachi. Woah) I appreciate the very off-focus way you address the retarded values of the music industry and the horrific quality of mainstream music - by doing it better than them.

You're a fucking genius, and quite frankly I think (especially your recent musical work) you are on par with The Lonely Island (esp. with Spring Break's near-silent social commentary) and Die Antwoord (see Fatty Boom Boom).

The world needs more of your anti-humor and anti-commentary.

My girlfriend and her cousin absolutely love you, so much that each year on their vacations they repeatedly sing "smear some cream cheese in my gold locket etc etc" (along with practically almost every other quotable you gave the audience) throughout the week till the rest of our ears bleed. I texted her immediately asking her if she could ask you one thing personally what it would be and this is her question...

"Did you come up with your own show?" like were all the concepts, skits, and songs created solely by you, or did you have a staff of writers? What was your inspiration for most of the segments?

What is your biggest accomplishment in life. (Other then being fucking awesome)

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do you ever get recognized on the streets?

what is the most common thing people remember about your show?

how did you get the show to begin with?

How was working on Mac and Devin with Wiz and Snoop?

Boobs or Butt?

I just want you to know that I'm 30 years old and cannot see a jug of orange juice without thinking about how it raped my father. Thanks for that.

All I want for christmas is some Andy Milonakis. Can I expect you under my tree this year? I'll provide the drugs.

Is it cringeworthy when people try too hard to be funny when talking to you?

How exactly does one pop that pussy like the pop-o-matic bubble ?

Do u play Xbox

how is Riff and Simon when you guys are together? is riff always wildin out and stuff or is it just a persona?

Remember when my brother took you to the lakers games with my parents?

Hi Andy just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs. I'm at work right now, what should I say to the next customer I talk to ?

Are you high or drunk during your vines?

Hey Andy, I've been following you on twitter for quite some time, and I used to watch your show a lot, but I often wonder, what's for show and whats the real Andy like. My question is: How has life treated you, and what's your outlook on life?

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How gay is the Superbowl?

You don't really do drugs right? That's just all part of your tv persona?

You remember Cyberdog on melrose?! Back in the day hanging with you and Jason Mewes with Jay as the worker. How you been man still good to see you around hah!

Are you still living in the city? if so, try Mamoun's. best shwarma i ever had!

What's the most frustrating part about looking so young, when in reality you're twice the age that you appear?

Do you ever cringe while making the Vines where you destroy things/your apartment?

no question really, just wanted to say you're awesome. i randomly watch your videos on youtube from the andy milonakis show. I miss it so much! my favorite scene is fruity monster with lil jon. thanks for the laughs andy!

Were you really sober for 30 days in that bet with Dirt? Did you every try to tempt each other? What was it like?

What do you think about Bape, Supreme, and streetwear in general? I've seen you wear some Bape before so I was also curious was it free? Because if it was I'm jealous.

What was the story of Diplo rapping on We Are Farmers?

is this really your cousingetting the shit knocked out of her? If so, how do you feel about her gallivanting around town sullying your good name?

Please keep breaking stuff

where did you find larry and ralphie? were they real/successful actors prior to the show?

Me again. This isn't a question. Just thank you man. Thank you so much. Thanks for all the laughs, all the great music, all the brilliant comedy. Thank you. You've made my life better every day. And you probably don't realize it, or maybe you do. You have a great fan right here, and i would have your back in a second. I want you to keep doing your thing for as long as you can dude. Just keep making me smile, you have a huge impact on my life. Hit me up if you wanna smoke, I got an extra bed here on the east coast hahaha

How did you get a start in the film/television industry?

Love all your stuff man, keep on keeping on.

What is the greatest thing that has ever happened to you?

What are you up to nowadays?

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You went to my high school, John Jay High School in Cross River, and to this day kids top by the main office to look in the old yearbook for your pictures. I never did it myself but I never had reason to doubt its factuality.

Can you confirm? Who was your favorite teacher that might still be around?

I met you in boston outside club rumor, you seem like a good guy. How did you get into the entertainment industry? Like how did you land your show on MTV

I'm remembering a skit from The Andy Milanakis show where you duct taped yourself to a chair and had the pizza guy come over or something along those lines

what's the funnest part of having someone in that circumstance, them not knowing wtf is going on

Here's a legitimate question: why don't you ever respond to me on twitter you mother fucker?!

I have no idea who you are. I mean, I could search and all, but could you give me a quick run down on what you are about?

The comments in here are confusing both on their personal nature and weird sexual things.

What's your best way to get a chick?

What is your favorite lines from one of the rolls that you've played that you still quote to this day?

Where do come up with the ideas for your vines?

Are you going to be on Kroll Show again?

Do you like space stuff? I saw you taking a tour of my work.

You and lil B were the best rap-duo of all time.

i never understood the andy milonakis show until i watched it on shrooms. pure genius.

andy! can you bust out a rap for reddit!?

Hello andy! I just wanted to say that I've always enjoyed your brand of content. your viral videos during the early ages of the internet are one of the things that inspired me to pursue a youtube career. Thank you for that!

My question is; I know you use social media and I follow you everywhere. Have you thought about networking with a youtube group and making content full time?

I would REALLY LOVE IT if you were making content there and getting paid because I'd love to have more of you to listen to and/or watch.

Either way keep up the great work and thank you for being you!

What made you want to become a rapper?

I never watched your show on MTV but I am a fan of adventure time, Neptr is one of my favorites. How does it feel to be a never ending pie throwing robot?

I am moving to LA tomorrow at 6 a.m.

Any ideas what I should do first?

Andy. What is the best part of your life so far.

I thought you were the funniest 12 year old in the world. Then I found out you were 30 something, and then I couldn't figure out if you were a moron who got famous for no reason, or a Kaufmanesque genius. Which is it Andy?

Have you kicked it with loiter squad?

what's your relationship with tom green these days

What do you do nowadays? Have you considered being a vlogger?

Also do you still rock peas on your head?

What got you into the TV business?

I used to watch your show consistently as a kid. I've picked up on your humor style and got in trouble alot in school because of it.

How do you feel about kids watching your show anyway?

What was your favourite part of shooting Waiting? Any good stories?

Favorite greek food? If you don't have any just favorite food in general?

Pappy 17 or 23?

ANDY ,thanks for doing this ama. what are you listening to right now? also I saw below u mentioned new York rap being an influence, j.w have u listened to/ are you a fan of LOX?

Did you write the theme song for your show cause it is amazing

What's the biggest perk of your fame that you've experienced?

Do you remember one of your high school teachers named Mrs. Archer? I went to the same high school that you graduated from, and had her as well. She would tell stories about you. And whenever she was busy with something, we'd bring up a photo of your face on all 25 computers lining the room at the same time then act casual. She'd notice and freak out about how she had way more than enough of you back when you were her student. She thought you were crazy but I think in a motherly way. Or maybe she just thought you were crazy.

EDIT: I had her 5 years ago, so you definitely left a lasting impression on her

What was your favorite memory on your show?

I was excited to see you play the voice of Nepter on Adventure Time, and I was wondering, how does one get into voice acting? I think I've got what it takes, but I don't think I know the right people.

You're the man Andy. How'd you pick the person to take out to lunch on that vine, and are you going to do that again?

Do it in New York again please, I have high hopes.

If you could play the role of someone in their biography movie, who would it be?

Do people recognize you randomly? Awkward stories? Also work with captain murphy.

Will we ever see more of Cup-eye (AKA Cuppy) Or Dr. Curly?

Dude! I went to the same high school as you (about 10 years later), and I even found you in an old yearbook at the library to prove it to my friends who are all huge fans.

I gotta ask, what was your experience at John Jay like? Was it the crushing ennui of Northern Westchester that drove you so insane?

Are you planning on doing anything big soon? Like a new tv show or a movie?

I remember my brother didn't let me watch the Andy Milonakis show because he thought I was too young when it was on, but I use to sneak into the tv room and watch it without him realizing

How did you become friends with Snoop?

Hey bro, love you, whats your favorite show/movie/actor who inspires you and who do you think is really funny? also have you met them? were they cool in person?

I read somewhere that you started comedy as a coping mechanism for the bullying in highschool. My question is, if you were born without the growth hormone disorder, do you think you would have pursued comedy for a career?

Will you blow my goat?

were you friends with ralphie before the show?

Just wanted to say I dig your reggae jams man

Are you still friends with Jason mewes?

Walk me through an average day of yours!

When filming Mac and dev go to high school, was everyone actually smoking?

Is there anything about you that people either get wrong or you wish they knew?

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My friend who works for Scoremore saw you at Cablestock! He said you were pretty chill!

Been a fan since the time I watched you ask a chinese food delivery guy to smear peanut butter on your face on the Milonakis Show. On a side note you should do more creepy money dispenser vines.

Do you still freestyle rap at all? I love your flow, man!

Can you acknowledge my existence?

Where can I buy a Chairy Chain? That shit's fly as fuck.

Im a big fan of The Makeshift Gourmet.Do you plan to do more?

How long can you go without cussing?

Windows or Linux?

papers or bowls?

Yo Andy, if you hadn't started making videos on the Angry Naked Pat site back in the day, where would you be today ?

You ever smoke some good dro and think about how fucked up the world is or do you just like to keep it chill?

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If you had to force your entire life philosophy into a single sentence, what would it be?

Do you consider your youthful looking appearance a disadvantage or a gift considering you work in comedy.

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Do you believe in aliens? How do you feel about our government and how the world is at the moment? Got any plans for anything big? Much love, and respect!

Will you be hitting up some of the Mad Decent block parties at all next year? Would have been awesome to meet you in Toronto!

Looks like you're from Katonah. I grew up close by( I.e Ossining then Crestwood ). Not that interesting, but hey, I didn't know you were from Westchester.

Was there any other career choice you had in mind before you became famous?

Do you remeber DJ Keemstar from battlecam?

Hey Andy, I think you helped me a bunch of times at kinkos in mt.Kisco... Was that you???

I remember the first time watching your show. High at a relative's house. Laughing until I cried because it was so absurdly funny. So thanks for that.

Your Happy Balloons video changed me as a kid. Always wanted to tell you that.

Is Riff Raff actually a genius?

Will we get another Three Loco project soon or are you strictly Young Sachi now?

How much bank did you made off of your mtv show

What was it like getting slapped by Snoop Dogg?

Man, I see your Vines in LA and you go wherever I end up going but I NEVER see you anywhere.

Can you make a good lasagna?

Syrup and hurr-up gotta be the best rhyme ever. Thanks Milonakis you the man!!. When will you do another season of The Andy Milonakis show that shit rocked hard bitch!

If you could get a tatto of my username how much money would i have to pay you?

What's it like working with riff raff and dirt nasty? Does it even feel like work or do you guys just rip shit up and have a blast? Seems like the coolest trio ever

How long did it take you to write the lyrics for "pussy pussy pussy marijuana"

What's the last movie that you watched and did you like it?

Favorite strain of weed?

Would you ever visit/play the Mid Atlantic? I live in the Tri state area, you should definitely come around the jersey beaches or Philly. I'm always there, id love to see you play at the Wells Fargo Center and then buy you a cheesesteak bro.

Is it really ALWAYS raining inside your mind?

Hey man, I really liked your show. It was a great example of modern absurdist comedy. Big fan of the Maple Hyrup, and the light-switch that turned off the cackling fish-man.

Do you have any favorite comedians? Do you ever take to the stage yourself? Does Riff Raff smell like malt liquor?

I had a dream where you did a freestyle with mike Tyson. It was pretty dope. If the opportunity ever came. Would you rap with mike Tyson???

IS THERE ANYWAY I CAN BUY THE SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING IN THE HOES ON MY DICK MUSIC VIDEO? I NEED THAT SHIRT.

Have you ever considered that if you wrote Young Sachi for a young hip-hop star to sing it would have been a pop hit?

How is your day going Mr. Milonakis?

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian?

Who is your favorite rapper of all time.

Have you met riffs brother viktor?

How mad were you when the "we are farmers" rap got shut down? I'm not a fan of hip hop but I have to say that song was pretty catchy and entertaining.

Coming back to Kroll Show? You were hella funny.

Hey man. How is Miley Cyprus the tree I named doing?

Is money the most important thing if you want to have a good life?

I just wanted to tell you that the rap at the end of Waiting is one of my favorite things ever. Did you write it? Is Ryan Reynolds as funny and witty in person as he seems on camera?

I don't understand who you are. Is this a TV show? Fame seems random. Is this real life.

Explain yourself.

Andy how hard was it to get your tv show? would you like to get your own again? and also add me on skype i would like to talk to you for 10 minutes so i can goto school tomorrow and tell everyone and get in their faces about it. its mnimattn. strangers are welcome to add me also. if you dont want to say no. but make sure to try to answer my question.

I believe your best role was that machine on Adventure time, would you agree.

What's the story behind the C. Vanveer video? (My favorite)

Video: http://youtu.be/0acFmlaFx6Q

So Andy, How long does it take to paint one of your paintings?

Also "No more Lazy Vines" are your best vines ever

What got you into rapping?

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What do you do when you aren't working? Also PS or Xbox?

I always wonder if your own drugs, or not, or if its part of the comedy act.

If you could give one piece of general advice, that man or woman could apply to their day to day pursuit of happiness, what would it be?

Hey Andy, just wanna say I think a lot of what you do is awesome. I especially enjoyed Roman's Empire. Kroll Show in my opinion is the best thing CC has going for it right now, by far. Are we gonna see more Roman in Season 2?

MEDIUM RURR

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Where did you grow up and what launched you into a career on tv?

Is your original content (from angrynakedpat, years and years ago before you were on MTV) available anywhere? I still remember that: the superbowl is gay, etc.

EDIT: I just found it at http://web.archive.org/web/20041211112104/http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/

EDIT: The freestyles! Those were a huge inspiration for me. https://soundcloud.com/squeezin_aint_easy/ocean-spray

Dear Candy Coated Dropkicks, do giant grapefruits really tell you if the universe is real? And if so where do I get one? Also I've been playing a lot of saints row 4 and it cheers me up whenever I hear your soft sweet voice chime about my favorite beverage. Also, suck a duck dick.

I think you played the 2nd funniest Character in "Waiting".

Legend has it that Jimmy Kimmel was "instantly smitten" after watching a video of you singing "Christmas is Gay." Is there such a video? If so, where may we find it?

Have you ever smoked one with uncle snoop?

I just wanted to tell you that, years after watching the show, I still mutter to myself, "Slim Jim Dolly, Slim Jim Dolly, Slim Jim Dolly got a Slim Jim Body."

Does chocolate water still make your dick hard?

What did you do today?

Dude do you plan on doing any more music with Maker Studios? Mother Fuckin Young Sachi KILLS IT!

If you could pin point any moment that lead to your success, what would it be?

Are you as annoying as you were in that MTV show in real life?

Which one's worse; an idiot-jerk or a jerk-idiot?

If reincarnation is true, who do you think you were in your past life?

What was the reasoning behind your shows theme song?

Hey Andy,

Whats the stupodest thing you have ever spent big money on??

will you do another song with the based god young sachi?

Is there anything you like to do (like a hobby or interest) that not very many people know about?

Dude you worked as a network administrator? Does you miss it? Any particularly funny stories about the ol' days before fame?

Were you ever bullied in high school? I imagine there would be at least some extra attention because of your condition.

I didn't know this kid was still alive, I' figured he od'ed on coke like 5 years ago

I know you're of Greek descent. Do you dislike Turks or are you totally indifferent about it?

How much money have you spent on dishes?

is riff raff really as retarded as he seems?

Ps4 or Xbox One?

What was it like working with Nick Kroll, that clever Jew. How'd you hook up with that guy to get on the show, or did he approach you?

I used to hate your character. I don't judge you as a person because I'm older now and no longer give a shit about petty things, but I'm curious...

How closely does your actual personality relate to your celebrity persona?

If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring ONE strand of weed, which would it be?

Where and how did you get involved with GGN News with Snoop Dogg?

what is the craziest thing you have done with another celeb?

Are you working on any big projects?

That video of a fight in some gas station that is all over cringe has a girl yelling, " I'M ANDY MILONAKIS'S COUSIN!!" So first question, is she? Second, can you be my voicemail?

Loved you in the Krull show, any plans on returning in the future?

How did you meet nicholas megalis?

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What's your craziest drug experience, and what is the biggest blunt you've smoked?

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Did your dad actually molest you as described in the following youtube clip? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFfYkJA_g8g

I'm taking an improv class at UCB, starting sept 6. I've never done anything like this before, and am scared shitless (I'm doing it because of how bad it scares me). Any advice?

What's a day in the life like? I imagine a hefty amount of drunken debauchery and heaps of blow

Probably already gone, but what would you think you would be doing with your life when you were a kid. Could you of pictured this?

Manhattan or Brooklyn?

Glad to see you on here. I met you 4 or 5 years ago at Geisha house in hollywood smoking a joint in the corner. I bet you 20 bucks you wouldnt go slap Wilmer Valderrama in the face. You did and I lost 20 bucks.

I really like improv. Whats a tip you can give me to succeed?

im a dood and i love you. im not gay. i just love you. i have no questions, because you are my hero and i creepily know everything about you =D

Any of your art shows coming up in the Bay Area again?

Also, why do all the vine people know each other so well?

1) Ever have issues buying Alcohol // cigs? Do some cashiers just flat out refuse to sell them to you? Fun stories about these situations?

2) How many id's have you had taken from you because cashiers thought it was fake?

Whenever anyone asks me who I would punch in the face if I could, the answer is always you

I noticed a lot of questions here are just quotes from your skits and movies, which i figured would get real annoying. Ijust wanted to say that i find you very entertaining and funny. I believe you have potential to be a good actor and i figured you probably dont take yourself too seriously. I guess my question would be have you ever thought of playing a more serious role? Something other than a stoner in a stoner comedy?

I always was a huge fan of your show, and the bit where you wait for a delivery guy and do strange shit was always my favorite. Did youever shoot any that you couldn't use on the show?

Tell raff I want his Icee bling.

I watched your show religiously when I was a teenager. My friends and I spent a lot of time quoting you during lunch. Good times. Thanks for the laughs, Andy.

Question - what accounting firm did you work for in NYC? Big 4? I know you weren't an accountant, but I'm still curious. I just can't imagine you taking the professional environment seriously enough to be employed. How long did you work there?

What would you say was your single greatest achievement in your career?

Do you think Three Loco will ever tour together?

Hey Andy! I'm loving your new song Young Sachi! Better than a lot of music these days.

Acknowledge my existence please.

I miss your show a lot, just saying.

How do you feel about your cousin startin up all that trouble in that convenience store?

How did you like working on Kroll Show?

TIL Andy milnks thinks he is still relevant

Are you a real person or a puppet?

Is Marlo Meekins as crazy in real life as in her vines? Also I loved watching your show as a kid, it was so funny and my family loved it too.

Thanks so much for doing an AMA! Do you have a favorite tv show you hate to miss?

Are you going to keep painting? Is it possible to buy prints from your last show?

Best hot dog you ever ate was at . . . . ?

How good are the benefits you get from being a SAG member?

Have you met any celebrities that aren't very chill?

Hi Andy,

I just wanted to tell you that I have laughed more at the Pilot episode of the Andy Milonakis show than any other episode of television. Thank you for the laughter.

Also, the "don't f*ck with Andy Milonakis" bit was so hilarious.

Thanks for doing an AMA, I've always loved your show and I wish it could come back on the air. As for my question, does it sometimes get annoying to be famous? I would think that it would give a person difficulty forming relationships due to the fact that everyone would blindly want to be your friend just because you're famous and not because of your personality. How has it affected you? (Besides the perks of more money, of course)

I thought you're bit with John Stamos being stuck in a tree, ill beat you in a race bitch and the Ben gay one were probably some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Thanks Andy !

preferred method of smoking weed?

Do you play video games at all? If so, which ones?

I saw that video of you giving a bum some weed. Which was really cool. You also called a cabbie a fucking bitch when he didn't stop for you in Hollywood which was pretty funny.

how are you with the ladies?

Can we expect any more work from 3Loko? I absolutely love the trio!

Do you watch Breaking Bad?

Hey Andy, What do you hate about the entertainment industry the most?

So, I'm wanting to start doing some videos on youtube. I'm a 31 year old white guy, but I like rapping, and freestyling. I think I'm too pussy to film myself, but I've written some decent songs. Any advice?

How was working with watsky?

Did any of your delivery driver pranks ever not go as expected?

Any more videos directed by Nicholaus Goossen coming soon?

Could you tell my buddy Ben (who is a huge fan) to have a great time in DC? He is moving away next weekend and he would love this.

Who would you rather have a meal with; Anthony Bourdain or Jay Z?

What's working on the Kroll Show like? fuck that C-Zar skit is funny

I really, really love much of the stuff you're involved in. The other much of the stuff I can't fucking stand. It's rare that a musician, pimp, retard, comedian, pastafarian does that to me. Any thoughts?

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Andy, you killed that verse in dirt nasty's "twisted" haha

How is Maker Studios so far?

When are you making more Makeshift Gourmet episodes?

Andy, that would be dope if you were still here

You are an idiot

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What kind of pre-workout do you use? You seem like a C4 kinda guy to me

Are you in Kroll Show season 2?

Celebrity net worth estimates your networth around 2 million.. how accurate is this?

if you had a chance to smoke weed with anyone, who would it be and why?

One of your early videos called "Accents" was some of the greatest comedy I have ever seen. Do you expect to make a return to race-based impersonatory arts anytime soon?

Hey andy. Just wanted to say loved you in mac and devin go to high school. They dont call you knees down for nothin! respect man really.

i saw you by my house a few weeks ago, croton on hudson i think you were with your mom going to dinner

Any stories from when you they were filming Waiting?

Can you translate what you and Snoop were saying in the beginning of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1UO1VdFQ4 It's one of my favorite videos on youtube.

Best of luck in the rest of your work!

Were you ever baked while filming your self titled show? Where did your ideas come from?

"Sushi got wheels" is still in my every day vernacular. why?

So I looked you up (because I suck at pop culture) and I saw a guy who looks like a teenager with the birth date of a 37 year old. After reading your Wikipedia I saw that this is a medical condition.

I don't mean to be insensitive or intrusive but as you get older how do you feel about this? Personally I think you're pretty cute and I would be flattered to be asked for ID for the next decade. Your Wikipedia page says you got bullied when you were younger but now that you're in your late 30s do you feel vindicated against the people who made fun of you and are probably now shriveled from too much tanning?

Again, sorry if this is offensive. Going to find some of your stuff to watch now!

Anymore Makeshift Gourmet coming soon?

If you could get away with any crime what would it be?

what inspired you to write the song "chicken town"?

also, how did your show come about? were you just like fuck it I want to do a show or what

Just hoping you read this. Your show made me and my brother laugh or asses off when we were young. Just wanted to say thanks you're awesome. Sick reddit rap.

Do you get the crazy hook up on weed or do you pay regular prices like everyone else? I fuckin love all your skits & raps btw!!

Are you aware of how big your 'We Are Farmers' song is in the competative community of World of Warcraft?

The guy that does this dance is possibly the most famous World of Warcraft player around. His name is Reckful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ngU1QZ8T4

first thanks for being so attentive to everyone...second loved ur work up till this point man top notch stuff....third .... your work with tom green was great, what is the extent of ur relationship and do you have any plans to work together in the future?

EDIT: andy milonakis and i are talking indirectly...having a quasi casual relationship with john stamos is the only thing that tops this...thanks andy :D

If you could do your life over again would you change anything?

Andy I got my dick sucked while watching your show by my gf back in the day.

Man, someone told me you died.

I was watching the live feeds on Big Brother, and they said you were dead. Is there any truth to that?

John Jay HS graduate here. No one seems to be able to confirm this, but is it true you went to John Jay?

i really miss watching your show on mtv2.. what was your favorite segment from any of your episodes?

Did you like being in Extreme movie or Waiting more?

Andy, are you gonna try doing tv again? And if not, how come?

I don't really have a question I just wanted to say that when I was in middle school our choir teacher gave us a project to sing a song that was at least 60 seconds long, and either perform it in front of the class or record it on video. So two of my friends and myself picked the theme song to your show and we held cans of peas and drew pictures of bees to put on our heads. To make our video at least 60 seconds long we had an intro of the hamster dance song and introduced ourselves.

You stole my nickname. I been sachi since the beginning of time, how you gonna add young in front of it and try to steal it

If you could name a new strain of marijuana what would you call it?

Have you ever lost one of those fair games where they try and guess your age?

Your rap at the end of the movie Waiting is amazing. Are you still cool with that other dude?

Do you regret doing anything on the Andy Milonakis show?

Andy, I loved "We Are Farmers", and I was able to download it before all the videos/downloads got taken down. I just want to say that all of my friends are jealous because I am not sharing the song with them.

at what point in your life did you say/think, i wanna make people laugh, forever?

I've been trying to find a video of you singing a song that starts off "Skunk do you want to get drunk? you don't wanna drink with me cause I drink a lot of alk-hee-hol" for about 5 years now.

you know where it is?

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Hey Andy, my friends still talk about how they saw you at the JV mall. Sorry I missed ya. Gonna be back around one day? Cause the place is a real shithole nowadays

How's kickin it with David choe? Also, how's the painting/how can a brotha cop some andy art?

I won a signed season of your show years ago on an xFire live chat with you. I was afraid to give my address over the internet, so I just signed off. My greatest regret.

Long assed and late question, but first "You make me want to crack my head against the curb to let the angels out." (I'm paraphrasing.) You don't make me want to do that, but fuck Ernest Hemingway, what does he know? Here's the fucking thing Schmilonakis, what is going on with what you, Steven and Jody do; it's not only rad, it seems to invite a sense of camaraderie to this listener. It's fucking fun and that translates, so it seems to transcend genre. Is it as fun making the tracks and hanging out with RiFF and Rex as it seems? Would you or would you not battle rap Lanny Poffo? Raymond Pettibon; great artist or greatest artist? And tell Lil' Debbie I said hello. Also my spinners, too, have spinners.

I'd like to start off with the fact that you're a pretty cool guy. I'm going to get to my main point though. I'm absolutely rotted that we are farmers got 'lost' due to getting sued. That was the dopest song I've heard in awhile. How did it make you feel when the song had to be put down and what is your favourite song three loco has ever made?

Is that girl actually related to you? The one that walked into a convenience store and started a bunch of shit?

Recently you said you went 30 days sober. Was it difficult?

Probably late to this but I wanted to apologize for always hating on you. Growing up, everyone called me Andy because I looked like you. It led to anger and resentment and I said disparaging things to my friends about you. This never would have reached you and I was never overly rude. But you seem like a nice, chill guy and I wanted to use this opportunity to say 16 year old me was a dick and I apologize. You're a cool guy. Keep on keeping on.

Has vine made you more famous than you already were?

Have you considered doing wine tasting 2 cause the first one was one of the funniest things I've seen

You have been responsible for connecting and putting on a lot of talented musicians. Is that a passion of yours? Just for fun? Have you thought about starting your own label?

Andy, I was watching you rap about eating pussy toast on youtube with my friend the last time I saw him alive. I want to thank you for our shared laughter on the day before he would pass. best wishes.

So are you and Hunter Moore friends?

Did you actually do whip-its on the set of Waiting?

Andy, I've always wondered this. Being a big star yourself, is the magic of "Hollywood" gone? For me, I always dream of meeting someone famous and just chilling out. I'm curious to know if you feel the same- or if you have better things to do than dream about rollin' a doobie with Robert Din Nero

How does one come up with something as genoius as the Andy Milonakis Show theme song?

Okay, so I know that the ama is over and all, but I figured I would post something since you said you might come back to it later.

Firstly, I wanted to say how profoundly annoying I find it that on every youtube video or vine of yours there's always at least one person being like "he's 37??!? Whaaaaa??" I can only imagine how irksome that must be for you, so I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Alright, actual question: when it comes to chicks, do you have a type? In the 3loco videos, with the exception of NEATO, all the women are thin, blonde LA types; was that just for more main stream appeal or is that what you go for?

Hey Andy, I was at a pick and pull junkyard looking for car parts. I found a blank CD in a car and poketed it. On the way home I popped it in and one of the songs on it was that one song you did with jaekwon. It was hilariously random and awesome. Just wanted to tell you that. Thanks for the years of entertainment, hope to see more of you.

What are your top five favorite TV shows to watch right now?

heard you on Jason Ellis and it may be my favorite moment in the shows history

Will you please respond to this question as a way to acknowledge my existence? I love you.

Scale of enjoyment of life on a 1-10 system of both before "making it big" and after?

What was it like growing up in the slums of Shaolin?

Are you a fan of your own show? Or do you think it was a total joke?

I always thought it was preetty great

Long time fan.

How do you feel about your career? Do ANYTBING different for the future ?

What is your favorite icecream flavor?

It's my dream for somebody as awesome as you to reply to a post of mine. I just wanted to say hi, and your show was a great part of my adolescent years. Hopefully this won't get buried.

Where can I find all the videos from your Angry Naked Pat days? I found you on that site when I was 12 back in like 2004 when I first got cable internet and you it was the bests tuff ever. I find some of the stuff on YouTube, but a lot of it is gone...

Specifically... the Poppy Seed Bagel Boy video and Cuppy (5th grader with the cup eye who drinks Heiniken)

Sup fool, I recently started slangin and its actually gotten pretty serious. What did you like/dislike in your past dealers.

So you're a fat kid that's done nothing? I don't think you have any answers for me.

I sat in a seat in front of you on the way to Panama City SB and had to listen to some random ass douche give you career advice the entire fucking plane ride. How did you put up with that shit?

Hey Andy I noticed on Vine that you had an art exhibition. Anywhere online we can see your work?

What does Marlo Meekins smell like?

Dude! I just wanted to let you know that your rap with J-Kwon is by far my favorite rap ever. Your lyrics are dope and I may have stolen them in the various white boy suburban rap battles I had in high school. Also--are you still selling your drawings? They were some of the funniest shit ever and I want one so bad.

First off, I want to say I'm a big fan. But I have to know, is there any chance you'll come back to TV to do something similar to The Andy Milonakis Show?

Andy-- I don't know if you're coming back to this AMA but I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan. Recently watched the Andy Milonakis Show and loved it. Also a huge fan of your Vines and Young Sachi. The music video was so dope! I just wanted to ask if you have other plans with Young Sachi-- future albums, any other plans with Nick Nicotera? Also, are you still working on more Makeshift Gourmet episodes? Thanks man, look forward to more of your new projects.

Why are you relevant

how do you describe your music? i just saw your new video and can't figure it out.

You are hilarious. My question is, do you just constantly buy dishes to break? Those are my favorite vines. Also what's it like to work on Adventure time?

Are there any shows that you would really like to do a guest spot, or something to that effect, on?

Who are you?

Hey, Andy. Your YouTube videos are the shit. My cousins and I spent a whole summer laughing and quoting them. Thanks for some great memories.

Who is your biggest influence as a rapper?

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Quick question How did you get to do the voice of neptr? Did they approach you or Did you just try out?

when can I see you do some more comedy? are you working on any new stuff?

How do you like Breaking Bad so far?

Since nobody has asked you this yet, will you follow me on Twitter? Worth a shot.

Hey Andy you ever chill/talk with Mewes anymore or of late? I loved hearing the story about the night he met his wife and they partied at your place afterwards on their podcast awhile back. Also what's the status of the falcons nest, or was it eagle I can't remember.

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Do you think you could beat Nicolas Megalis in a rap battle?

You've been doing the voice of Nectar on Adventure Time! How was that?

Also i used to watch and chat on stickam with you! Do you still do things like that?

Can you just tell me off? Like just call me names or some shit please?

What's up Andy!? Huge fan, I was just wondering what you're into right now as far as the rap music goes? Personally I'm burning up some Doris, any plans to collab with the OF guys? Thanks!

OMG I love you in every single Three Loco song. I literally cannot contain myself not to sing along whenever I hear your voice!

Edit: Is hefty bitches still your motto?

How high are you on your Vines?

yo andy have you ever thought of releasing a solo album?

Hey Andy! I'm a big fan. What's your advice on freestyling like a fuckin boss?

Seriously, how awesome is Pat Tenore?

Not a question, but if you could acknowledge my existence, I would be very happy.

My dad and I loved your show. We has Slim Jim Dollie as a ring tone for the longest time.

My dad and I loved your show. We has Slim Jim Dollie as a ring tone for the longest time.

I saw this video on ebaums world a really long time ago. It's filled with absolute rage... What's the story behind it?

is LA as fake as people make it out to be?

I am way late to this party but read over all the comments and I gotta say this is one of the chillest AMA's I've ever read.

Anyway, what stands out the most in your life since you've become famous?

Thanks for taking the time to hang out with us here!

How does Patrice the German Shepard feel about her name change?

People hate my rap name. Surely jmak juicy stak is good enough? Or should I change that shit?

Got anything big lined up in the near future? - movies/tv/music/anything at all that you want me to enjoy with your face in it?

Dude, I miss your show. I always thought it was great, and now that I have a little one (seven-year-old), I find that the humor is frequently absurd enough for her to find hilarious (e.g. a play called MOOOOOOOOOOOON). I am sorry I got to this so late. Thanks for the entertainment.

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I saw you at Agenda in LB when you were shouting "GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY!" My friend looked at me and said "was that...?" to which I finished, ".... A fucking legend." Anyway, I wish you still did your show, you rule.

Do you actually have a lime green vest?

do you play any instruments? have you checked out Robert Glasper's black radio album yet? not sure if you're into jazz and that kind of stuff but its truly some incredible music.

Do you remember Ms. Cunniffe from John Jay? I had her last year, she still tells stories about how proud she is of you.

Dude I am so jealous of every aspect of your life. What do you think is the number one thing that led to your success besides your personal qualities? What I mean is like did you get famous because of someone you met or what?

favorite hang out spot in la?

In one word, your thoughts on the current state of Amanda Bynes.

Did you used to hax0r with ski and pizza?!? Are you FliK?!?

Hey Andy what was it like making music with Riff Raff and Dirt Nasty?

Andy what's been on your iPod lately?

I was a jerk to you on twitter once, I'm sorry about that, I've grown up a bit since. Neato is a dope song and you do have a talent for writing bars. Based God loves you.

Was that really your sister on tosh.0?

I was stoked to hear you on the Jason Ellis show when Dingo brought you on. How did you like the guys from the show do you hang out with them often?

Favorite sport? Favorite team?

Loved your work as NEPTR. All I wanted to say.

Hey Andy remember when my friend tweeted you asking to get two Marines in for free to your San Diego show? Then you said sure no problem but never got us the tickets or responded after that?

Do you like broccoli? If so do you prefer with or without cheese?

Andy .are you gonna call yourself young sachi now. I love that track

Serious inquiry... How much would you charge a rapper for a verse now a days? The rapper is not asscheeks and can actually flow... I know a huge fan of yours who you could probably make a great track with.

Andy! Had a question for you, did you ever hear of your semi internet-famous hater named Richard Leigh from ebaumsworld.com back in the day? I always wondered what you thought of him and his parody video of you (forewarning, its pretty negative towards you but I think he was just acting):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/11895/

...sorry if the video's offensive to you, I didn't really laugh until the end when he pretended to go psycho on the camera.

Why Hot, Cold, and Mustard in your shower? Is mustard your favorite condiment?

Hi Andy, you are awesome! What's your favourite snack? and How long do you, on average, keep the baloney in your pocket?

Andy, when are you gonna reignite your Vine game?

dude you grapefruit video was amazing. I even showed my mum. a few months ago I was top comment on it saying "This is fucking amazing" I love your songs, raps and videos. Please reply! Keep it up!

your show was awesome, its prob the last time i watched mtv. do you watch teen mom?

You were in Mac\Devin go to highschool correct? I was way too stoned to remember the credits haha. If so, how much weed was on set? And on a scale of 1-1000, how good was snoops kush? Thanks, and its cool to know you voice NEPTR :)

Is there any chance of another tv show similar to your old show on MTV?

What would you be doing with your life if you never got into comedy/rap? Also, did you go down the spiral staircase and make Mr Beezlebub really angry?

Hey Andy! Just wanted to remind you of this cute incident: http://www.reddit.com/r/JusticePorn/comments/11t2qe/loud_annoying_girl_berating_people_in_a_store/c6phgfn

Can you please make some more Barney McCadden, Street Cop vines? My fav. Also, what was high school like for you? What kind of kid were you? Jokester probably?

Just want to say that me and my homie haley were obsessed with you when we were in high school and you definitely inspired us to make some hilarious videos as well as write some ridiculous stories for each other that we passed back in forth between classes in notes folded like footballs. Thanks for making us feel like what we were doing was cool.

Want to let you know that "We Are Farmers" was the unofficial theme song for my HS swim team. We played that song at least 309 times during the season.

My question: What has been your favorite/best reception by a fan so far? Any others that stand out?

I know this Is all late but I thought you were awesome on DVDASA. Just wanted to know how you liked being on the show and if you will be back on any time soon?

Why do you do the 30 days sober thing?

A buddy of mine told me your thanksgiving dinners are out of control. Care to elaborate?

What would it take to get any of you fools into the studio for tracking? I have hoped I'd get a booking with you for awhile, but no luck. On that topic, how, and where do you guys tend to record in the LA area? What is a typical session like with you guys?

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Where can I find an archive of your old videos like "Cuppy"

Do another song/video with Lil B!

Holy shit, you're still answering questions. Solid effort Andy!

I just wanted to ask when the music videos for the rest of the Three Loco album are coming out, I remember in a music video you said you were making videos for, I quote, "pretty much all of them". I fucking love the whole album. I'm not coming home tonight is my favourite, it helped me through a sad time in my life because it's comedic but had a helpful message for the time.

Huge fan! Thanks for the ama!

What was your beef with DJ KEEMSTAR a while back?

Yawn. This dude is lame.

this isn't a question, but your a fat annoying pile of crap

Mythos was awesome. Sucks it closed down. 99% of redditors will have no idea what this comment is about.

Dude, 2 weeks ago I went to a Riff Raff show and stepped out of the Whiskey a Andy Milonakis fan! I love Young Sachi! Its a great song! Keep up the good work, I look forward for the new 3 Locos stuff.

I really like your shit, all of it. You are a comedic entrepreneur and I admire your boldness as well as your taste in general. What is the best advice you could offer for someone interested in comedy? Also, where can I buy shirts with your art?! Thank you for introducing "suck a duck dick" into my life.

What is the hardest part about being Andy Milonakis?

What do you do in life when you can't get out of a slump and wake the fuck up and change?

Did Snoop Dogg make a good pancake face??

Andy! What's your favorite thing too eat!?

I tried this one with Spike Jonze but he didn't answer.

You're a cool dude, and I would tell everyone for the rest of my life if you called me a cool dude too.

No homo.

Is Riff Raff for real or is he playing a character?

man wtf i cant believe i missed ANDY fuckin MILONAKIS. must do another AMA SOON.

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Hey man my girlfriend has cancer and LOVES your videos! Her favorite one is pussy pussy marijuana, and she wishes that one day you and us could smoke a Blunt for her make a wish.

Andy, will you have sex with me and maybe do some drugs together?

Honestly, I'm surprised you aren't dead yet.

also, how can i get some of the art you painted? they were dope as fuck

Hey Andy.

Just wanted to say I used to watch your show growing up, I thought it was the funniest shit I've ever seen, it was the first show I ever bought a legitimate copy of.

Hey Andy, just wanted to say I think your a pretty awesome dude. Haven't seen all your stuff but everything from waiting, and your show, Three Loco and your solo stuff, its pretty mint. You do what you do that makes you happy and in turn that makes people happy. Only questions I can think of are: If you did not end up famous, what/where would you be right now? And what do you do for shitz and giggles when your not rapping/making comedy/chilling like a villain, etc.?

How hard is to keep a straight face doing the Kroll Show? Nick Kroll looks high as fuck in every episode. It's an absolutely hilarious show!

I follow you and Riff and Dirt on Vine. Have always thought you guys were a hilarious, palatial and random group of regallias.

Random question.. I have seen you break what appears to be several hundred dollars worth of dishes, plates, bottles etc on vine. Does anyone help clean that shit up or do you just wake up one morning hungover and have to take it on yourself?

What is your next creative venture?

Do you have a steam account? Can we play DOTA or Counterstrike together?

Do you know who Reckful is? He's a very popular world of warcraft streamer nd whenever he would win an arena match he would play we are farmers in his stream. His viewers came to know it as the "farmer song" and would spam for it all the time. He's the reason I found that song.

Hey Andy is it true you got busted with a bunch of pills in Naples FL and ratted on all your friends?

Andy, have 2 questions for you. Have you ever hung out with Denis Leary? And why were you never on Entourage?!

It's like reddit hit the fat boy lotto...

Who do you want to work with in the future?

When "the superbowl is gay" came out, I thought it was hilarious, until I found out you were much older. I'm not sure why that mattered at the time, but for whatever reason it pissed me off and I sent you a really shitty email. You responded really kindly, and I've always felt bad about it. Just wanted to apologize for my younger dumber self.

I didn't see any questions about you being on Kroll Show. Your sketch is my favorite of all.

Were your lines scripted or did you ad-lib most of it? It is hard to tell. But it's super amazing.

<3

How was it working with Snooki? Is she anything like she is on tv?

You probably get comments like this all the time, but I think you're awesome and if you could reply to this it would make my day!

I know I'm late, but I want to ask a simple question that hasn't been asked yet. What do you do in your free time?

Also, "Ohhhhkayyy Payday loans"

I've seen stuff on youtube with you rapping with my favorite artists Wax, Dumbfoundead, and George Watsky. I just want to know what your take on those particular artists styles and music are.

How many plates do you have to buy? Do you stockpile those damn plates or wtf?

Thanks for keeping it real yo

Andy you are dope! My cousin and I work in finance and live in NYC downtown. How much would it cost us to get you to go to sushi or go for some drinks in the city! Just for like an hour or something to talk and shit. We have been huge fans since before the show and shit favorite video is cup eye!Get back to me if you are interested! hit up nobu or soto or something

This interview was transcribed from an "ask me anything" question and answer session with Andy Milonakis conducted on Reddit on 2013-08-27. The Reddit AMA can be found here.