Kenny Hotz

January 1, 2013

I am Kenny Hotz AMA

proof- http://i.imgur.com/C8Aq8.jpg

EDIT 1: New youtube channel - Every episode of KVS plus DVD extras and all my other shit.

I am going to keep this thread going as an open-ended Q&A. I will check back in whenever I'm not boning supermodels (rarely). But if you ask a question that hasn't been answered 50 times, I'll answer it.

The number one question has been about KVS season 7 or what I'm doing next? The answer is go to my youtube and share KVS, TOTW, Testees, etc. with your friends. More demand = Networks giving me money to make more shows.

Check out my website, lots of new stuff in the works - Making subversive, uncensored and user gen ad content. Make a cool ad send it to me and I'll promote it on my Network!

What were some competitions you wanted to do on Kenny Vs Spenny, but for whatever reason were never able to do?

Would you rather fight 100 goose-sized Mounties or 1 Mountie-sized goose?

It was already dead though, so I'm not sure if that counts. Also it was national tv in Canada, not the real world.

Hey Kenny, huge fuckin fan. I'm confident that you wont be posting any pictures of Gurthanthaclops, so in that case my question would be - What competition(s) in KvS did you really want to do that never got approved/aired?

Is your relationship with Spenny accurately represented on-camera? Do you get along well off-camera?

Kenny, what's next for you? KvS is one of my favs and Triumph of the Will was fun.

How aware was Spenny of the show's running joke? Did he know he was always being manipulated and played along for the humor of it, or was he actually that gullible & naive?

Why does the show have writing credits?

Hello Mr. Hotz. I can honestly say that Kenny vs. Spenny is one of my all-time favourite shows.

My Question: How much of the show was "staged" sometimes it seems that you have planned how something should work out beforehand. I may be wrong.

but Its quite clear that you play it up for the camera a bit, lets be honest. and spennys entire character is such an archetypal whinny guy that perfectly contrasts your over-the-top immaturity. I love the show either way, but you aren't like that in real life. are you?

Hello Mr. Hotz. I can honestly say that Kenny vs. Spenny is one of my all-time favourite shows.

My Question: How much of the show was "staged" sometimes it seems that you have planned how something should work out beforehand. I may be wrong.

The episode to see who gets the most kisses was horribly fake.

It really ruined my perception of the show :(

I know how you feel. The episode of "Who can have a goat tied to them the longest", near the end, when he has the goat carcase on the table and reveals that he actually had 2 ropes tied around his ankes he does a little celebration dance. This is when there is a cut and the camera is farther back. You can see there is only one rope tied around his ankle and not two. It then cuts again and he is beginning to remove the rope form his akle.

I sent him a Facebook message about it and this is his reply: http://imgur.com/LMxxz

EDIT

Here is the link in the picture I posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fx_9OgDNiFE#t=204s

Friend's with Spenny's cousin. He candidly said some parts of the show is scripted. I'm sorry there is no such thing as 'reality' when a broadcaster is involved.

Usually. That episode was a buzzkiller. Kenny was good, but the plot for Spenny and the groupie was just made the show feel like a parody of itself.

Yeah, I understand that. It's just that episode in particular that really caricatured Spenny. And the girl having a mic when Spenny gets out of the van to 'go meet her' where the camera men are still inside the van - which tells me that that whole scene was scripted.

Other episodes are still great, just that one was just too Spenny.

Yeah. I was a fan for a long time, but lost all interest when I was no longer able to suspend my disbelief. You'd think that the premise of the show would have been crazy enough that they could have played it straight and honest and kept their audience. "Jackass" was a show, much like KvS, that relied almost entirely on the WTF factor. Parts of it may have been trumped up for drama, but you never thought that Knoxville and the gang were setting out to deceive you.

And the music was cool, who's responsible for all the Sabbath and King Crimson, also is there anywhere I can get the track list?

Speaking of real, the episode where neither of you could touch the ground had a certain cabinet that was literally box to look like a cabinet. When Spenny knocked it over it was all false inside. did you guys really have a fake decorative cabinet?

i don't think you can fake pumping air into your ass to make big fart sounds

Quite a bit of it is fake. I live in Toronto and know a variety of people who've been on the show from my acting/improv community. One girl in particular was a love interest for Spenny and she pretended she didn't know who she was.

Although it's quite the honour for Kenny himself to try and cuss me after I just tried cussing Spenny + the shows production 2 days ago, this really seems like a sad attempt at being edgy...

That was the episode I most recently watched, and I actually thought it was newer. I was also incredibly stoned.

I called it out because all you were saying in your ama is "100% real."

But the real kicker was the humiliation: "how are you supposed to know I kissed the balls a hundred thousand times if I don't wear lipstick?!"

Thanks for this though. None of my friends can say Kenny Hotz has cussed them on the internet.

I understand man. Thats why I provided the picture to show both sides. I am saying I understood how he felt when watching segments of the show. The show not being completely linear makes sense with the amount of cutting that must be involved when working with the time constraints you had. What you need to understand is that the world we accept when watching the show is sometimes broken or cracked when things like this appear. I love the show. I have watched every episode about 20 times, no joke. I am a bored security guard in real life and all I do on my 8-16hr long shifts is surf Reddit and watch Kenny vs Spenny. Please, do not take this as bashing and I apologize if thats the way this is coming off. I understand that it probably is a spot worn thin by many criticisms.

So.... who really smoked more pot The crew or you and spenny?

I go to school at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario. I was grocery shopping with a friend of mine when I noticed Spenny with his wife. My friend and I approached him and spoke to him for a few minutes. We took a photo with him. Afterwards, my friend pointed out that he looks as if he's been doing drugs. Well, does Spenny have a drug problem?

He also looked very depressed. Well, is Spenny depressed?

So he actually got married?

What!?!? I go to Queen's University too. Does Spenny live in Kingston?

I really dont know when your fucking with us or not.

Almost died laughing at that comment. Kenny, you NEED to get a new project going.

kenny vs spenny is the only "reality" show i believed was real. so i really think that he is fucking with us. spenny did a don't drink and drive thing a while ago. willing to bet that he has his shit together.

Have you seen the rapping episode? I still love the show but that episode dashed any hopes of reality.

Obviously some of it's scripted - the only question is how much?

Fun fact, often celebrities get to do those ads as part of "community service".

The More You Know.

All I could find on the Spenny custody battle.

holy shit his ex wife sounds like a cunt

Do you have aids?

Whats going on Kenny,

I've always wanted to know this; how did Spenny react when you revealed he had been getting blowjobs from a transvestite? Did he flip out off camera or what?

Happy New Years!

How fucked up have you made Spenny from tormenting him all the time?

Why did he care so much? Blowjobs a blowjob imo.

OK, I haven't seen KvS, but this thread has just convinced me that I should. What way should I buy the series in order that you receive the most $ for it.

Fucking Fuck Spenny. That stupid Fuck

In the episode where you had to see who could do more with girls, did Spenny really go that far with a Tranny or was that just for the show?

Huge fan of KvS as well as Triumph and Testees.

Just curious what does a guy have to do to get an autographed pic of ya?!

i want my autographed picture

Silencio vs. Maurice Del Taco, who would win in a naked knife fight?

I wish I had an interesting question to ask knowing this will be on the front page soon. But I have never seen your show.

So um... How are things?

Hi Kenny, what is one of your favorite quotes from KvS that you still laugh at from time to time? for example, "Baby want milk milk" makes me laugh every time i think of you saying it

"Joey want rape" is my personal all time favorite.

Just wanted to let you know that I named the PC I built after your first chicken "Zyclon Cra X." You and your quotes are legendary.

"Stupider than a caveman" "The strongest walls will always falls"

I'm embarrassed to say, but where was that quote from? I'm thinking of when Kenny dips his "meat" in a saucer of milk, season? episode?

Other then Spencer's mom, what are you working on currently?

love from back East <3

If there is a movie, please don't make it too mainstream. I mean stick with what people love about the show and just amplify it with hopefully less restrictions than TV allowed you guys to work with.

Kenny, I am a huge fan. I missed your interview with Chris Hardwick at JFL42 and it was a very sad day for me.

Any chance of you and Spenny releasing the script you did for Pitch or trying to get it made into a movie now that you might have more pull in the biz (and of course barring Spenny not hating you)?

How did the broadcasters react to the "Kennibal" episode of Triumph of the Will? Was it hard to put it past them?

Also, if you could rate Spenny's mom on a scale from 1-10; what would she be?!

Did you ever do things to Spenny that were against your will?

Which was your least favorite of all the competitions to do?

are you mentally ill ?

When are you coming back to the UK?

Do you still like to nug out ?

Are we going to be seeing Anything from you soon? I loved KvS, Testees and Triumph of the Will! Any chance for more?

What is Spenny up to these days? Does he acknowledge Single White Spenny as a horrible show?

Also, can you tell us about the best reaction you ever got from Spenny when he went back and watched the episode and saw the kinds of sht you pulled?

does any of them in particular stand out? like did he ever go right off the deep end and start destroying your guys house or something?

How long did it take him to forgive you for the alley cum in his face?

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Did you use your stump finger?

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat a cake? Or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

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Hi Kenny! Is KvS available on region 2 DVDs? Hit me up if you're ever in Cambridge, Ingerlund; I know all the good pubs. Spencer Rice is a shit eating fuck head.

Hey dude, do you and spenny ever hang out away from the show? If so how is it when the cameras are off?

Do you guys plan on making anymore shows together?

What have you been doing?

Also, I loved the show KVS and laughed at your amazing antics! Keep it up!

Any chance for Kenny vs. Spenny season 7? Even a little chance?

Are you actually communist, your house is full of USSR stuff.

What about shooting it yourself and putting it up on something like YouTube?

so Spenny is not the problem?

Who would win in a fight...me or you?

I was under the impression that you chose to end Kenny vs Spenny. Am I wrong?

How much more do you think spenny can handle?

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It's true, the internet is the future for all media.

Everyone has the internet (everyone who matters) now, yet more and more are cancelling their cable services everyday.

I am not sure exactly how kickstarter can help in this situation, maybe it can buy you the camera equipment needed. After the filming and editing it shouldn't be too difficult to do what you have done in the past in terms of uploading your videos to youtube and maybe having them all on your website for easier access.

And if your a youtube partner you make money from the views.

No wonder you barely have a career.

As someone who has actually been raped, fuck you. What a worthless excuse for humor. You have absolutely nothing to gain from this except the approval of idiots and rapists, whom you have just flippantly validated. Way to be on the side of rapists.

Edit: To anybody late to the party, the quotation marks and p.s. were edited in later.

Hey wow your a great person..... I AM FUCKING KIDDING Hope you fucking choke and die you slimy scumbag piece of trash.

Right, but you did the low budget before and it worked. Are you less proud of this idea now that you don't think it's worth the same as when you started?

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Have you considered funding a Season 7 using a crowd sourcing site like Kickstarter, getting the budget you need, and then publishing it online?

If the show does come back is there any chance of getting the old crew back to film it? Brendon, Donny, Sebastian and the rest of the crew seemed like they would be a lot of fun to work with.

The funnier stuff was when you guys would see who could go longest without sleeping, or who could stay in the van the longest, etc. In other words the cheapest ones were the funniest. You don't need a huge production budget.

Are Matt and Trey not backing you up or what?

What happened with Showcase?

I'm just wondering, how's your relationship to Spencer nowadays? Are you still pals?

That was the one seeing who could keep the octopus on their head the longest right? I can't see how that's allowed on TV! I wanna know.

But that is blatantly illegal. How could it possibly be left without as least some legal interest?

how is your relationship with your friend mr Vernon, used to be my science teacher and every year he would tell us he knew you, and one year he actually called you in the class room because no one believed him

You tell me why, sir!

In a world without abortions we would all have more friends.

Hi Kenny! Were there any competitions that you guys (or maybe just you) wanted to do but couldn't do because of the broadcaster's restrictions - something just too crazy for television?

Kenny, thanks for doing the AMA, and Happy New Years!

What was your favorite humiliation of Spenny on Kenny vs Spenny? And conversely, what humiliation that Spenny did to you was the worst for you?

what was the worst episode for you?

I have two questions.

Are you currently working on anything new? Is there a blu-ray release of Kenny vs Spenny planned?

Be honest. Did you ever pork Bianca?

Hey Kenny! I wonder whats going on with the Kenny vs Spenny house now. Is some random guy living there or does the production company own it?

No question, I just wanted to say that I have the most confusing crush on you. You are delightful.

So what we happened between you guys in Amsterdam in 1999?

In the K vs S episode involving the haunted house:

After that huge construction noise scared the shit out of everybody, how long was Spenny chained in that room before someone finally got him out? Was he just as scared/confused as you and the camera crew were?

Can we please get a show of just Kenny 3000?

Did spenny ever get back together with that hot chick from the "Who can kiss more girls" episode! I cant believe he fucked that up!!!!

What's your favorite type of cookie?

Can you name some good ideas for K vs S episodes you have thought of recently or just never got round to doing? Reason I ask is because after season 4 it turned pretty shit but it used to be complete genius when the ideas for comps were classic, simple things e.g. handcuffed, blindfolded, staying awake, farting, drinking beer. Do you have any good ideas left?

How do you like your coffee?

I love your shit kenny. The Hoxton is awesome. Question. Will you be making another triumph of the will or something similiar.

when is The Dawn coming out?

Thank you for gracing the world with some awesome Canadian television! Which episode was the most genuine fun to film?

Hail Satan?

Is there anything in the works with a network to air Kenny vs Spenny or Testees (c'mon season 2!) in the states? Something new? I genuinely hope to see more of your work, stuff like impractical jokers and what not just don't match up to KvS

how are your testicles today?

To this date, what was the most defining moment in your life?

I enjoyed the Christmas Special, even though I wish the competition was a little more intense.

So you still hang out with all the crew from KvS?

I have watched all the KvsS episodes, in the last couple of shows it felt just kinda scripted.. wasn´t there a part of the show planned/acted?

what has been your least favorite challenge? What has been the worst humiliation for you personally?

Why don't you make a kickstarter for funding for kenny vs spenny season 7?

Did you and Spencer really have a gay moment in Europe? France I think it was..

Kenny, out of all the outfits and personas you have, which is your favorite?

Imagine Spenny's face when he sees this.

Whoa, she is visibly related to spenny. weird boner.

I like poopsexkids.org better. Not for profit.

Are you coming back to Calgary this year?

Kenny! Me and friend are writing a fucking wicked script. We've seen Pitch. Can we cut the bullshit and email it to ya?

Was there any competition that someone won so fast you had to cut or restart it?

What ever happened to pilgoor?

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Is the Mosque you built on TOTW still up and running?

what is this 'talk' about a KvS movie?

What are some of your favorite movies? I'd recommend "Funny Games" (not the U.S. shit)

Are you still good friends with your camera crew?

What ever happened to Donny?

Does Spenny ever smile? I'm not even joking I've never seen the guy smile.

I had never heard of your show before this AMA, but the way you are answering everything gets respect. Here goes the next few hours of my day discovering your insanity.

Who is the real mastermind behind 911?

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK

Hi Kenny,

Who does a fan have to actively bother to get Triumph Of The Will a second season?

xo

Hi Kenny,

Who does a fan have to actively bother to get Triumph Of The Will a second season?

xo

more testees please!

What did you do for New Years Eve last night?

What are you working on now? It seems like you're doing a lot of Youtube uploads and trying to establish a Youtube channel with a high following so you can make online ad revenue. Is this correct? Why do online media when you have connections into the big media companies?

Would you ever take part in a celebrity reality show?

Please do a collaboration with Tom Green. I'd personally explode.

Do you and Spenny still keep in touch?

How hungover are you?

Oh man I feel crazy lucky to catch this AMA happening. Kenny, you're a goddamn genius. KvS was one of the best shows I've ever seen, and I got all my friends into it. We need more you on TV. I mean honestly, the dead octopus episode you guys did should be one of the most famous half hours ever televised. So for my question, seriously, seriously how is your friendship with Spencer after the show? I imagine that he wouldn't want shit to do with you anymore. Haha

No questions. I just want to buy you several beers for the entertainment you've given me. Thanks

Don't you own a bar in Toronto?

i saw you downtown on queen st one day. you looked haggard as fuck. anyway, anything new in the works?

Have you tried to give the Segway another go?

Is there some way that you wished you could have broken spenny's spirit and never managed to?

Is there some way that you wished you could have broken spenny's spirit and never managed to?

Hey Kenny!

How many times have you gotten in trouble with the law for some of the crazy shit in KvS? How did you get out of it?

is audrey your daugther, girlfriend, fukbuddy?

Incest???

What projects have you been working on lately? can we expect to see more k vs s? are you going to be writing for south park this coming season?

Is it true Spenny went bankrupt and moved to Kingston? He also tried to plug his new show to us that only plays on a channel you have to order. needless to say I ordered it

For the uneducated this is some of his best work.

I know that you were a war photographer during the Gulf War. Could you share your favourite picture from your time there?

Also as a fellow Torontonian, I have loved KVS for years.

Any news from dr. Goldfield?

I was so proud when I visited Toronto for the first time and I randomly stumbled upon Dr. Goldfield's pharmacy by complete coincidence. I saw the poster in the window.

Hey kenny, love the show you are an evil genius..Your youtube channel was great when first released but why are some of the KvS episodes being set as a private video? Thanks

Are you bored by the repetitive questions from people ignoring the previous AMA yet?

How many times a month do you actually go down to the Hoxton, just to hang out?

Now that you're not doing the show anymore, do you have any outlets do do your many awesome characters such as Goldar?

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How often do you still utilize the F.A.R.T. system? This was the most hilarious part of the show to me, were there any negative consequences to blowing air up your asshole?

I would watch Kenny vs. Spenny if you were not on it.

Hey Kenny, fucking love all your work.

What can your fans do to make sure we see more of your ass stuff on TV?

Can you acknowledge my existence, oh great one?

Kenny, I love you, I have a few questions:

In the Sperm episode did you really steal that x-ray machine and radiate Spennys balls or was that just for show? And was the cause of his sickness actually the meat you fucked?

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What was the worst humiliation Spenny gave you?

What was the worst humilation you gave Spenny?

Worst being, it was something you would hate to do again.

Was the marijuana song that you sang in the "Who can smoke more weed?" competition just something you came up with on the spot? My friends and I often sing that song to each other; and we pretty much lose it every time. So thank you for that.

If the cameras weren't rolling, I assume you guys would fight a lot but not do such sadist things to each other? Is that fair to say, do you feel like you "turn it on" for the cameras?

Also, I have some funny/contentious relationships with friends but at the end of the day we both like each other. Has the show ruined your friendship or did you start doing the show after the friendship was already ruined (or maybe it's not ruined at all)?

is Spenny aware that "Single White Spenny" is probably the worst thing made EVER! Also what do you think of it? BTW Loved Triumph of the Will, if you cant do a 7th season on KVS Please Do more TOTW

How was your experience at Forest Hill in Toronto?

Hi Kenny, I'm new to Toronto, can you tell me your favourite places? Brunch spots? Parks? And which has better dumplings, Mothers or the Dumpling house?

KvS was one of my favorite shows and I was really sad when it ended. I know there are some spin-offs from other countries. Which ones, if any, would you recommend?

You worked with my friend Brendan T on your last show. Did he do anything funny?

Are you a Jew?

Kenny you are my favourite! 2 questions. How are you so awesome? And how much time after you guys decide which competition you're going to do, do you have? Is that when you come up with all of your crazy schemes? Thanks!

Kenny you are my favourite! 2 questions. How are you so awesome? And how much time after you guys decide which competition you're going to do, do you have? Is that when you come up with all of your crazy schemes? Thanks!

i'm going to get this photo of your face on a t-shirt. what do you think???????

http://postimage.org/image/4o5cifhxd/

i'm going to get this photo of your face on a t-shirt. what do you think???????

http://postimage.org/image/4o5cifhxd/

Hey! Why didn't Brendan come back for Triumph of the Will? Was that your decision or his? Were there any ideas for TotW that you never got to that you could share?

Hey! Why didn't Brendan come back for Triumph of the Will? Was that your decision or his? Were there any ideas for TotW that you never got to that you could share?

I'm ruthless (and live in Toronto) hire me!! Will work for experience.

How do you get such hot women?

How do you get such hot women?

You are a fucking legend.

Thanks for the AMA, Kenny. Always been a fan.

I noticed how you've started putting a bigger emphasis on your Youtube-channel.

What's the idea/plan behind the whole fan-submitted viral video thing and what is your response to the fan-response of the whole thing?

From Edmonton, here. You guys are a national treasure.

What was the hardest thing you had to do during the entire series? Kiss each other? Something we might not have seen?

From Edmonton, here. You guys are a national treasure.

What was the hardest thing you had to do during the entire series? Kiss each other? Something we might not have seen?

What was it like on Sherbourne St? Did you actually live there or was it merely a house to film the show? Every time I have to walk by I get swarmed by park folk and other NFA individuals looking for pockets to search.

What was it like on Sherbourne St? Did you actually live there or was it merely a house to film the show? Every time I have to walk by I get swarmed by park folk and other NFA individuals looking for pockets to search.

what is your hummus recipe?

Hey Kenny any chance you can convince spenny to also do an AMA?

Hey Kenny any chance you can convince spenny to also do an AMA?

If I recall, you own (part owner?) at least two bars. why bars? do you think your celebrity helps? I must admit, I do act like a total loser and text people if I see you at the bar I frequent (d&b)

If I recall, you own (part owner?) at least two bars. why bars? do you think your celebrity helps? I must admit, I do act like a total loser and text people if I see you at the bar I frequent (d&b)

Hi Kenny,

How much does the cancellation of Kenny vs Spenny have to do with Spenny being a pug-raping homeless retard? I saw the episode where you tried finding a replacement for Spenny, but have you considered trying this seriously? Perhaps if you had someone that was equally devious and clever, you could have a different angle altogether. It’s fun watching Spenny struggle, because he is a holocaust-denying pedophile – but, it would also be awesome to see you face a challenge. Someone that is also willing to cheat to win. TLDR; can you compete against someone that isn’t a gutless loser?

Thanks

You are one of the comedic gods Kenny. I just visited Toronto a few days ago and visited the famous KVS house. How weird do you think it is for the people who live there now with all the foot traffic?

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Can you give some more details on your time in the military. Also, why is Spenny such a fucking bitch? That fucking dumb David Schwimmer with Down Syndrome.

Hey Kenny,

How come in KvS you always seemed to be better off in the show? Meaning like you had the nice upstairs room with the gaming systems and TVs and nice bed, nice paint job etc, where as Spenny just had a plain bed that looks like a prison cell. You also always seemed to have more money than him in several different challenges and some of the stuff you pulled off.

Also, how did you guys find 'Fetnite' in the who has the biggest balls episode?

As someone who really appreciates vulgar sense of humor, I don't see myself as vulgar in real life...how about you? Do you consider yourself to be vulgar in real life?

What turned out to be the most controversial episode of KvS?

I've never seen Kenny vs Spenny. My friends have been fans for a while and I've enjoyed the few clips I've seen. Now that I've read your AMA I am going to make time to watch it, starting with today's hangover. What should I know now that my journey begins?

I love the music used in KvS especially the stuff from Holy Fuck. How involved in the editing process and music choices were you compared to Spenny?

Can I get a high five?

Picture? With penis?

Can you expand on the reaction that Toronto had to the 'Jesus Sucks!' banner that flew over the city? I know in the episode, a few radio stations picked up on it, but was there really a big outcry? Any hate mail or attempted lawsuits from that episode ('Who Can Piss Off More People') in particular? On a larger scope, if can share your favourite hate mail that you've ever gotten, that'd be amazing.

You and KvS brought so much joy to me and my brother's life. Largely because we were kids without cable and having you on CBC made our world bearable. I recently went back and watched the series and it's even better than I remembered. Thanks for a bunch of great times!

I can't appreciate this enough. You're utterly (and sadly) fucking right about Canadian content then and now. Robson Arms? Corner Gas? I don't know how anybody took those seriously. If it weren't for you getting out of Muskoka, I might have never moved from Ottawa to Toronto to pursue pretty much your career path (currently a photographer hoping to break into comedy). Thanks for making me care about you caring, man!

PS: Saw a show at The Hoxton in the Spring and it's damn near the coolest place I've been. Band was great, stage was awesome, the girls were foxes and the whole place reeked of good vibes. Good call!

Hey, you probably don't remember this, but I was on Bloor in Toronto on a Saturday night and saw you, after watching Kenny vs Spenny for the first time, earlier that day.

I said, "Hey Spenny!". And you looked and me dryly, as if I just kicked your sick dog, and calmly said. "Its Kenny."

Anyways, I'm sorry.

Do you forgive me?

how was ryerson when you went there? for the love of god do another show. any show. just do one.

Also, go on joe rogan's podcast

What happened to your kitten mug?

Not really a question...but two KvS episodes I'd give my right nut to see made: "Who can stay in a treehouse the longest" (or who can build the best treehouse), and "Who's the better substitute teacher".

Praying that Kenny vs Spenny comes back one day...and Trailer Park Boys for that matter. Thank God Canada knows how to make brilliant comedy, because we here in America sure as fuck can't seem to get it right!

You should tour europe in some kind of show with spenny. It's nice here in austria (especially in my cellar).

I'm Fred Astaire. What the fuck is a Kenny Hotz?

Hey Kenny fellow Canadian here how did Spenny react when he found out he ate your puke and not his?

Kenny, what if you told spenny you crept into his room each night and gave him hickeys where his nipples are supposed to be.. just so he would fit in

Was their any other crazy things that Spencer did that you couldn't show on camera when you slipped him LSD?

Just got a place on Queen West. Can we hang out? Free beer!

Any good stories from early years of you embarrassing Spenny (before the show)?

Again, Probably too late to the party. I used to watch the show when it was on CBC (i think the first season), and I fucking loved it. I would love to here some background about how you guys came up with the show/pitched it etc...

Mr. Hotz,

I would just personally like to thank you for brightening my life with your show. My question is how on earth did you come up with all of your different characters (Yarp Yarp, Goldar, and Silencio)?

My girl and me lived in Eglinton a few years back. One day we decided to find the house where you guys filmed KVS. Got off the subway at Sherbourne (sp?) and quickly found the building. As it was a nice day we decided to walk a little further. Quickly found ourselves in the most ghetto-y ghetto two white people had ever seen. Nearly got stabbed.

Good luck with everything. Lots of laughs :)

Will Ryan the bread ever feel true love?

Can you provide a colorful description of how it felt when you let out that ripper on the stairs thanks to the Flatulent Assistant Rectal Tool?

How big is spennys dick?

If you ever decide to do a KvS again, what will be the very first competition you'd want to do?

Has Spenny always been dramatic over little things, or did that just start when you guys decided to do KvS?

Thanks!

Kenny, great to see you on reddit! Having been watching your antics for the better part of a decade, we must know. When was the last time you got laid?

It's the burning question that my ENTIRE house wants to know. Please be honest.

How did the neighbors feel during the taping of the show? Did the cops show up very often?

Giant Kenny VS. Spenny Fan here...

Would you ever consider doing a cross canada tour, to sign DVD's or promote Triumph of the Will or something. Would love to meet you, but it seems Atlantic Canada often is ignored. :(

Also, Any future projects in the works, Triumph of the will episodes, KVS, etc? (Hilter Gangnam Style doesn't count)

Thanks for putting all the KVS episodes on youtube, netflix Canada only has the first 3 seasons.

I haven't read all 1200 comments so this might have been asked already, but how did you end up meeting Matt and Trey? Have you ever voiced any characters on South Park?

Thanks for putting all the KVS episodes on youtube, netflix Canada only has the first 3 seasons.

I haven't read all 1200 comments so this might have been asked already, but how did you end up meeting Matt and Trey? Have you ever voiced any characters on South Park?

Can I hire you to do Maurice Del Taco at a party? I'm in Toronto and it would be hilarious

Great AMA and happy new year!

Hey Kenny. I loved watching KvS, (well, hated it too sometimes... bit of a sick pleasure I suppose) You are diabolical, and that's probably what builds the appeal of the show.

How/when did you and Spenny become friends? You guys appear very different from each other, it's hard to imagine how you'd be more than just casual acquaintances.

Did you ever do standup comedy in Toronto and if so how did it go and where did you do it

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Still here now?

how many girls have tried to lick your butthole? how many do you think regretted it?

Who is kenny hotz?

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Would you be willing to "ease up" on Spenny if doing so he agreed to do another season. If so how long would you go along with it untill it was back the same?

Kenny ! Huge fan here, I have every season on DVD and have seen every episode a million times. Would you and spenny ever go on a live comedy tour ? Or could you release a cd of songs about spenny and his grandpa ? I would buy it ! No matter what mood I'm in ill laugh whole heartedly at ' who can imitate the other guy better' thanks for the AMA !!

Kenny ! Huge fan here, I have every season on DVD and have seen every episode a million times. Would you and spenny ever go on a live comedy tour ? Or could you release a cd of songs about spenny and his grandpa ? I would buy it ! No matter what mood I'm in ill laugh whole heartedly at ' who can imitate the other guy better' thanks for the AMA !!

thanks for answering! You guys could sit and talk for an hour and I'd find it hilarious ! Also a while back I asked on twitter if you were ' a boob guy or an ass guy' you answered with ' A POO GUY' thanks for the honesty!

Hey Kenny, Huge fan! I was wondering of the crew of guys you filmed with who was your favorite to work with?

Hey Kenny, Huge fan! I was wondering of the crew of guys you filmed with who was your favorite to work with?

Can you please hook me up with Bianca?

STOP BEING A FUCKING FAG AND ANSWER

What the fuck have you being doing you bitch? Get a fucking deal pansy!

Hey Kenny, really really thank you for making me fucking laugh man. I've seen the entire series more than 10 times honestly, I pray to god that you get a new show. Where can I get your T-shirts?

KVS is one of my all time favoite shows even though I know what is going to happen I still rewatch the episodes all the time.

My question is: Did other members of your family ever think what your did to Spenny was cruel? I mean your sister and Mom seemed to play along but what about your brother. Or did they just genuinely hate him?

Who is your favourite Pro Wrestler?

Who is your 2nd favourite Pro Wrestler?

Don't you think Oshawa is terrible?

Whats the stupidest shit you've ever done?

What do think of Triumph of the Will sharing a name with a Nazi film?

How often do people recognize and approach you in DTT? Ever get free shit just because of who you are?

Ever meet random people who immediately hate you just because of Kenny v.s Spenny?

I know you both live in Kingston, but I can't help but notice that in the concert episode Spenny referred to Matt as "Wearing a winter hat in 95 Degree weather." Now, first off, he used The Imperial System to measure heat, and secondly, toque. For these reasons, I have to ask. Are one or both of you American?

What is the pussiest move that you have seen Spenny ever do?

Man, this is ridiculous.
KvS was my favourite show back when it was on the air, I still rewatch some of the old episodes from time to time.

Now, tell me. How is it that a handsome talented motherfucker like you have Spenny as your best friend?
Dude looks like he's perpetually greasy.

Also, subscribed to your youtube, liked your facebook, all that shit. Get something on the air so I can watch it.

What's your favourite TV show?

I saw you this past summer randomly in Chinatown (on Spadina, I'm pretty sure) while entering a restaurant. I overheard you apologizing to the people you were with for "ruining the evening" or something like that. Sounded like it'd make a good story, so what happened? Also, I recall you were with a nice chick, so congrats for that.

Also, love your shit. Keep doing it.

So i remember the triumph episode where you ate the placenta, and that cook did some work! Did it really taste amazing, and have you had this guy cook you non human items

Thanks for doing an AMA again!

I read in the comments that you had ideas for like 500 episodes, could you reveal a few of those ideas, just to get us to want it even more?

If you could give one piece of advice to an aspiring script writer, what would it be?

Dearest Kenneth,

1. in the "Who can produce more semen" episode, how did spenny react when he saw that the semen he got in his mouth was not only yours, but juiced from random dumpster condoms?

2. in the arm wrestling competition, you beat up on that kid from sault ste. marie pretty bad. how did the parents react? and were there any other potential candidates for spencer nolan rice?

3. and finally whats going on with "triumph of the will" i thought that show was pretty kickass, any season 2 plans?

thanks for reading, im a huge fan of yours

What exactly happened to Spenny? I'm reading a lot of things that I never actually knew about.

How do you get your hair looking so fantastic?

KENNY JUST ACKNOWLEDGE ME

Where the hell did you find a guy like Bobby? He might be the nastiest dude in the universe.

I always felt when I watched the show that you know you had no chance to win by really following the rules, especially in any kind of sport competition, was it really like that? Or was it just more fun for you to win by breaking the rules or doing stuff that is way over the line from Spenny's point of view?

I would love to see you do something with Paul Teller. You guys seem like you could make an awesome team. I was a huge fan of KVS when it was on the CBC and recommended it to a lot of my friends. On a related note, I've lost a lot of friends after recommending you're show.

What else can we do to help get a season 7 of KVS?

I am the only one of my friends who knew of and loved KvS. It was one of my favorite TV shows. You're awesome.

Anyway, of all the stuff you've done (be it episodes of KvS, competitions/humiliations or other things), which is your all time favorite? What do you wish you could work on?

KvS aired on Mondays where we live. In high school, my friend and I would wear our Team Kenny shirts to school every Monday. And if one of us forgot, that person would be forced into a humiliation. Man I miss the show.

Thanks for putting all the episode on 1 youtube channel.

As a french Canadian I discovered the show after it was ended because of a cheap spinoff in french.

Anyway I've seen most of the episode online and IMO I think those show would gain more views if they become web exclusive no?

I mean a lot of show that I watch and get stopped from airing is because of the broadcaster and they got low view rating on tv but I barely never watch tv for those, only online.

All that to ask you, do you think it would it would be better to have them on the web instead than tv?

Hey Kenny. You fucking rock!

I was wondering what your neighbors thought of Kenny versus spenny. You guys made a LOT of noise all the time so either you had the coolest fucking neighbors or they were gone a lot. Like who seriously doesn't notice spenny shitting his pants on LSD in the back yard?

What's the worst physical injury you received during the show?

Do you feel as old as you look?

One time I saw Spenny on the street having a smoke with some buds of his, and I stared at him as I walked by as if I was going to go up and talk to him and be all like "sup dude! ur awesome!" &c. I held his gaze until I saw the prospect of having some random bonehead on the street interrupt his conversation with his friends produce glimmer of dread in his eyes, and then I stoically nodded and continued about my business.

I felt that I was channeling you in some way there. I just figured that I'd let you know.

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Why did Testees get cancelled?

What was it like writing for South Park?

Is there anyway you can record the Grampa song from "Who Can Impersonate The Other Guy Better?" I would pay good money to buy that masterpiece off of iTunes.

what are you favorite current electronic musicians?

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What were your thoughts when spenny was about to jump off a cliff in one of your episodes?

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What's your favourite bar in Toronto?

Big time fan from Belgium. Loved Kenny vs spenny , testees and your survival show. Looking forward to more new work! How do you look back on your work with south park? would you ever go back (they could use you) and what about working more for kevin smith? Maybe join his podcast! Would love to see more of your crazy banter

Whose decision was it to upload all of the episodes for free on youtube?

Was the network happy about it?

Hey Kenny. When you did Kennibal for Triumph of the Will which body part was the hardest to eat?

So you obviously get paid for the new you tube channel. Does Spenny see any of that money or do you have the rights to the show now?

KHotz! Yes that's your name now. Bow down. Hehe. Which show has the funniest moments cut from it for censorship reasons? And what were they?

Kenny hotz love you love your work. I was wondering if you could give a shoot out to my sister Morgan who till this day says "you my friend are stupider than a caveman".

I ran into Spenny here in Winnipeg, he was kind of a douche but what can you expect right? What kind of hoops did you jump through to do the who can smoke more weed episode? Did you really lose your bag or did you straight blaze him out? Which was your favorite episode?

How did it feel using Spenny as a bidet? that by far was my favourite humiliation.

Hey, why does The Hoxton suck so much?

Hey Kenny, i don't get how Comedy won't pick up more kvs! what the fuck are they thinking!

Hey Kenny, fellow Torontonian here, although living abroad at the moment. I've seen you downtown a lot, but was too shy to say anything. This is because a few years ago my friend made a fake MySpace account with my pictures, and you messaged "him" and said dirty things about me. I was 15 in the pictures. Congratulations on The Hoxton! Love the show and hope to watch lots more... I share it with as many Americans as I can.

Kenny why don't you take all the profit you made and get spenny a pair of nuts? Guys a total bitch

Did spenny really try to get you to have a 3 way in Amsterdam?

glad to see you here again... you make canada proud

Did you ever found out what Al Pacino thought of your script?

Not a question at all, but my name is Spencer and I hate when people call me Spence and because of your show my friends call me Spenny. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though. Love the show!!

If you had eleven fingers, how would you use your extra finger to your advantage?

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Hello Kenny i am a huge fan of the show. i created this reddit account purely so i could ask you this question. on the episode who can get further with the other guys mum what really happened when you put spencers mum to bed? hope im not to late 4 u 2 respond.

There were so many restrictions on the weed episode that I have been wondering this for years: how did the broadcasters let you air an episode where you dose Spenny with acid? Did you just lie and say it was fake?

Where did you bury your down syndrome brother Lenny?

Happy New Year Kenny!

Kenny, how fucked up was your apartment after the episode with the goats?

my family and me go to peace mosque every week شكرا this is thank you in arab.

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Why do I find you so attractive? My ex-boyfriend introduced me to your show, I think if he knew that I thought about you during sex one time he'd probably regret it.

On a completely unrelated note, could I maybe put your penis in my mouth and take a picture?

Of all the guests on KvS (everyone that isn't related to you or Spenny, or your crew), who was your favorite? Did you know Gavin McInnes before the cooler episode?

in triumph of the will do you know if your mom ever used those vibrators ?

Kenny Hotz you chode slinging motherfucker. On a scale of 1-10, how likely is it that you would at least acknowledge my girth for no less than 3 rocks of crack cocaine?

I made an account on this shit site so I could ask if you will have sex with me. Now: will you sex me?

There was no coconut

Hey Kenny, i've only ever met Spenny, which kind of sucked. It was on 4/20, and he was at parliament hill and he was smoking a goddamn cigarette while literally everyone around him was getting stoned. It was pretty lame. Think you could make up for that this 4/20?

How soon do you think it would take for Spenny to angrily eject from an AMA of his own?

Hey Kenny i hope you get a new show going, but whatever you do you have to involve Brendan, i really want to know what that man is doing with his life now, any updates?

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Kenny! You should have your own subreddit :')!

Kenny Versus Spenny on youtube was an idea i had toyed with, lol but who better then the men themselves

What's it like knowing Spenny is superior to you in every way including penis length?

How was your "Brown sugar" ?

How did you get away with all the shit your did in ToTW? Like you stole so much shit and robbed stores..

How could you put that on TV and not get in deep?

The Papal Chase blew my fucking mind, probably my favourite thing that you've ever made. I loved KvS and Triumph was rad but fuck man, Papal chase blew my fucking mind.

Do you still stay in touch with Spenny? Is he jealous of your accomplishments or that you are the fan favorite?

"poopie cocky poo. mommy, imma rip one in one two"

How high are you on a scale from 1-10?

Kenny, is getting "Kenny (is) Hotz" tattooed on my ass crossing into creepy fan territory?

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I want to smoke with you.

Why hotz? Why not hots?

how often are you at the hoxton?

Does Spenny honestly not realize what an abrasive asshole he is? The way he treats people around him is insane, like the time he wanted to tape babies down to make his commercial or one of the many times he shouted at or even spat at his crew? How the hell does he live with himself?

Of course, I miss one of the few AMA's that I give a shit about because I feel like a bloated warthog after last night.

What fan have you met that stands out to you as not being a typical KVS worshiper? Whether you admit it or not, everyone likes a rape/pedo/racist joke.

And thank you for the many late nights of trying not to cackle like a trailer park matriarch so I wouldn't wake up my family, you were my rebound when jackass ended and a legitimate reason not to do homework.

No question, but I remember when the Kenny on Paris Hilton video happened, you fucking got me you blue-balling bastard. Love the show

I can no longer properly pronounce the word "sorry" because of you.

i really wanna see more triumph of the will, gonna do any more?

What happened to testees? I LOVED that show!

In the "who is the better pro wrestler" were you actually hitting spenny with the hammer cause that was hilarious!

Dear Kenny. I'd like to bone you. Signed me.

Kenny, in the "who can touch more boobs" competition, Spenny's humiliation was that he ate popcorn from kernels that you ate and later pooped out. Spenny was oblivious though. Did you do that because Spenny refused to do a humiliation? Cause I think he won that episode. What happened there??

-one of your biggest fans from the USA

Hey Kenny, I hope it's not to late but I just want to say I've been a huge fan of the show for a long time. I would crack up watching it with my brother. You are one funny guy and I hope you see this.

You rock kenken.

Love your show, hopefully we can make something happen. It is reddit after all.

Firstly, YOU ARE A GOD. I am a HUGE fan of the show.

Could you please list for me your most treasured relics? (for example the recordings of Jim Jones.)

Kind thanks!

I just wanted to say how big of a fan I am, KvS is amazing and I loved The Papal Chase. Just wanted to say good job!

My friends keep telling me that the show was scripted. I don't believe them but, at the same time, how can Spenny be such a dumb fucking idiot to fall for all your shit? Was the show set up before hand? Or is Spenny actually that stupid...

Kenny! Was Spenny actually tripping on lsd during the octopus episode?

After watching the gay guy episode of KvS I now understand why you write for South Park, you are basically a real life Cartman.

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KvS is probably the only show that I can say I've seen every single episode 20+ times. It never gets old. Kenny, do you ever feel yourself slowing down now that you're older? Do you still pull the same pranks and still live the same lifestyle?

Hello, I loved Kenny vs Spenny, and think I watched every episode. How does it feel that out of all of the jokes, the one where you had your friend fart to make spenny laugh was one of the funniest things.

How did you end up doing photojournalism during the gulf war? Do you still do any photography or was it just hand in hand with your interest in cinematography?

Hey Kenny, big fan! Always wanted to know was Spenny a factor in the shows discontinuation?

Hey!

One(maybe dumb) question,is it all fake? Your show looks pretty real,maybe sometimes not,but in my country, they copied you two, that looks like fake shit.

Why don't you Kickstarter a new season?????

I met you one time at the casino in Niagara Falls. I said "Hey aren't you Kenny from Kenny vs. Spenny". You replied with "Yeah man Spenny is sucking dicks for nickels in the washroom". You then proceeded to buy me and my buddies a couple beers. You then signed a hilarious napkin for me. Great guy, thanks!

Edit: proof of napkin. http://www.imgur.com/MNJes.jpeg

I have a picture with you at the bar too but I'm too lazy to find it.

How did you enjoy the montreal just for laughs festival?

What do you enjoy about the Hoxton? It caters to a crowd very different than you from what I've seen of you.

What happened to ryan?

Your ability to type sure has gone up since the last AMA! Thanks for continuing to answer stuff after 8 hours! No questions but love your stuff. I'll keep supporting in any way I can.

Holy shit man, it's been 20 freaking hours and you're still answering shit? Alright, you've sold me. A-tweeting I shall go!

Did you ever feel bad for Spenny?

Does his dickishness go beyond what he does on the show? I know Robin (the tiny cheerleader) told me that even though you are a vile human being (presumably in the best way possible), you are a million times better than "that asshole" Spenny.

First off your an inspiration to comedy. I am student filmmaker and most of the comedy and joke delivery i have used have been inspired by you. You are truly a devious mastermind that really knows how to get in someones head. I love show and was heart broken when it ended, and would pay to watch a kvs movie 100 times over. But anyways my question, what originally inspired you to start Kenny Vs Spenny and after you initial inspiration how long did it take for you to get it going? Also what advice can you give someone like me trying to get in the business?

How was working with the South Park guys? Did you ever drop acid with them too?

Do you have any idea who lives the in the house now?

What happened to Dr. goldbloom? Also, Thanks for uploading the KvS episodes to your youtube channel (><)

Your. Dance. Is. So. Fucking. Good.

That's all

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Hi Kenny, I love Kenny vs. Spenny and I read through your last AMA on reddit trying to find the answer to this:

What were the devices you used to measure farts in the "Who can blow the biggest fart" episode? There's no clear indication for what it is or what company you guys went to to get the meter's.

Thanks so much for doing the AMA!

Also. Traveling challenges across Canada where you guys don't know what you are doing till it is announced. Have guest judges and a mediator so you don't have to get it on with donkeys if sick people vote that up on website.

You should redo episodes that people vote on. Let's the people choose. Throw in new ideas that people can vote on as well. Like ones you cheated on it would be hilarious for spenny to be all pumped about getting revenge and then loose anyways, fair and square. Like the beer drinking one. No more .05 for you Kenny. Ha ha.

Can you post that E.T. porn video somewhere else? I wanted to show a lot of people that before youtube pulled it.

First off, huge fan. KVS and your ugly face of demented comic genius should have never made it onto television, because it is all simply too good and unusual for general public consumption. For that reason you will have a very hard time landing a deal, but you damn well deserve it, and I wish you the best of luck in dealing with the bored and uninspired suits who won't know what you could come to be. Respect. You will make it.

Anyway, my question is this: how the hell did you get Spenny to continue doing the show for so long? Was the money really good enough? I can just imagine him walking down the street and having people literally point and laugh at him, throw feces at him, ejaculate upon him from balconies, etc. How did you manage to prevent the complete nervous breakdown that I would think was totally inevitable for someone with Spenny's... mental fortitude

hey Kenny huge fan of KvS one of mine Favorite TV shows of all time.

one question, besides Spenny, who else would you like to do a KvS style Competition Show with?

Happy New Year.

Kenny, HUGE FAN of your show, it is by far my favorite Canadian export. The fact that KVS isn't one of the biggest shows in the world boggles my mind. I try and convert everyone I meet into a KVS fan!

My question is how did you not go to jail for dosing Spenny with LSD? He seems like the kind of guy who would press charges. Also who can piss off more people was a master piece!

Here's hoping you ever answer this :

What's your molasse ribs recipe? Looks amazing

When eating SUNFLOWER SEEDS do you: a.) open the shell and eat the seed only. b.) just go for it and eat both the seed and the shell c.) you don't eat sunflower seeds

What is the one thing from KvS that you regret doing the most, and why do you regret it?

Also, I'm a huge fan, Please make more shows or something, we need it.

I gotta say when it was on Comedy Central and I learned there were 100s of other episodes, that made my life. I would literally watch them on repeat all day everyday for years. Do you regret anything you did?

Hey Kenny, I really enjoyed KvS and was wondering if there is any footage of Spenny's reaction after a comp when he realised what you had done (similar to the credits from the x-ray machine stunt)? If so, any chance of you uploading them to youtube?

If a new season comes out, please please please get the same crew members, it won't be the same without the guys!

My question for you, oh holy hotz, is what happened to Franky, the adorable dog in your pilot video?

Kenny, I love you. You are a genius at pranking Spenny. Love the goat and alcohol challenge episodes. I'll write/email CC and tell them to get you back on the air!

What's your favorite movie of all time?

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Will you come drinking with me?

Do you ever feel bad about the shit you did to Spenny? Has he ever tried to kill you?

what's it like being the most famous man in toronto

Can u bring Testees back?

Wow. I never new you were so famous, Kenny. I'm a massive fan. I've been watching KvS from a young age and I can safely say you have turned me into a gigantic, immature teenager. Cheers <3.

Is it difficult working with spenny? cause we all know how much of a bitch he can be on the show. How do you cope with that guy? i noticed he'll say some harsh shit to you when hes mad. anyway i fucking love the show you seem like a cool guy. oh and does he really have aporn addiction? hahaha

Did you actually bang the beyonce lookalike in the journalist episode?

Yo Kenny, Love your work! So I'm turning 19 in march, and I was wondering if you would have some shots with me?

KVS is my all time favorite show! What do we have to do to bring you guys back? It's nice to have at least one show Canada can love the shit out of and actually be proud of! You, Kenny, are my hero. I love you.... And Spenny is a wiener. :)

I live in Toronto, wanna grab a beer some time?

How much weed did you buy for the "Who can smoke more" competition? Also what is your favorite humiliation? Mine is still the one of Spenny eating cat food, its literally 5 minutes of pure hilarity.

I put the quote where you said, "it is doom that has come to thee in a keg of water" (from the episode where you two couldn't touch the floor) in my quote section of my senior year book.

How much shit dod you take for the "Jesus Sucks" banner you had flown around

absolutely love KVS. you're a dick, spenny is a pussy - it's brilliant.

Have you ever actually got into any legal trouble during filming?

I miss Testees and I miss KvS, and this thread is making me remember how sad I was when I found out both of those would be cancelled.

Any chance of a kuve tour or something similar. As a Canadian I know a fuck-ton of people that would show up to witness something along those lines.

Testees. PLEASE.... PLEASE make more.

Kenny, I love the episodes with your sister, she's a real fine piece of ass. Thoughts on running a train on her, you're invited.

How/where did you first meet Spenny?

you're great for doing an ama, question tho. When a fan asks to have a picture taken with you, do you usually say yes or is my highschool friend really lucky?

you're great for doing an ama, question tho. When a fan asks to have a picture taken with you, do you usually say yes or is my highschool friend really lucky?

you're great for doing an ama, question tho. When a fan asks to have a picture taken with you, do you usually say yes or is my highschool friend really lucky?

About to support the shit out of you after reading through this.

Kenny, in episodes where you had judges (ex: Who do black guys like more?) What was the reaction after they find out you fool them?

Nice R8 ;) 24/f/toronto. If you want to. I was thinking. Maybe. Could we?

Who came up with the opening cinematic and the audio track for the intro to KvS?

When Spenny was on top of a cliff threatening to jump off a cliff on the biggest balls challenge did you actually expect him to do it? Were you genuinely worried or did you assume he was full of shit and threw him a bone?

ill be allowed back into canada in about a year and a half. whats new there? i used to go every year for visits and drive through rather than fly to the lower 48.

one more thing. you should pitch a show thats like survivorman but with you and spenny. the final episode could be you cannibalizing him or having him cannibalized or leaving him with a cannibal tribe somewhere. or it could be something where you both travel to various different cultures around the world and the contest is to see which one of you integrates or is accepted by the culture more. itd be pretty funny to see spenny fail at various customs and rituals

wheres your club?

Kenny! This will probably get buried but i have to ask.. Is Spencer really that naive/stupid? There were moments when i thought the show was scripted, because of how naive he was.

Miss your show! Take care

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Hey Kenny, just wondering if you'd ever seen anything shittier than Single White Spenny?

did spenny name his daughter allistar?

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

For your law breaking episode, what research did you do beforehand to find all the laws to break?

One of the things that makes me chuckle on reddit is when people I've never heard of boldly post AMAs. It's like "Hi, I'm nobody. AMA." XD

kenny...u should be president of some fucked up country man !

did u know that in germany they copied your show ? it's called "elton vs simon". it is not bad but it has a sour taste to it because they COPIED EVERY FUCKING IDEA from your show...

in the end, they did live shows on tv roasting each other.

by the way do you speak german ? you sometimes made some fucked up funny comments on germans.

cheers man

hey kenny, in that episode where you tricked spenny into thinking he had HIV, did you purposely let people see the house/mail address? and if so did you ever get fans ringing to say hello?

What's a Kenny hotz

Has there ever been a competition that the producers wouldn't allow?

Why did you eat people?

did you plan on throwing the homeless cum in spennys face or was that a spur of the moment thing?

Do you like tacos?

And what happened to yarp yarp? xD

Kenny, I am a huge fan! I don't know why but I never get tired of KvS. I've watched every episode so many times!

What is your favourite KvS episode you guys have done to date? My top two are Meat and Drunk. Never gets old

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Hi Kenny,

Love your work i was a bit curious, was there any humiliations you wanted to do but never got a chance to?

Why do people like me hate people like you?

Is there any drug use that goes into the making of this show, so you guys can keep up with everything and keep it interesting?

Kenny, u are fucking awesome, but I must ask something, when u and spenny were doing some comedy act thing in Montreal, I think I just saw u driving around, do you have a black BMW crossover( or at least I think it is a BMW) I wanted to know if I actually saw you, because that would be fucking awesome. And also, what was the absolute worst humiliation you ever got?

Not a huge k vs s fan but love the weed episode and especially your quote there was no coconut. Me and my buddies use it to define sad situations. Hahaha thanks for the response bro good luck in life!

I actually forced my girlfriend to watch who can stay blindfolded the longest because she said the show sounded dumb. She now loves it as much as I do,and laughed hard enough to cry at the end of Who Can. You need to be put in charge of more shows. That was my question.

Did you really bone the beyonce look-a-like?

I just wanted to say that you are a brilliant individual. Triumph of the Will was an incredible show. I gained a whole new respect for you when I saw it. I know there's probably no chance of you starting it up again but I loved it. On that note, you need better marketing because I just think a lot of people never even knew that show existed.

Why is your dick so big, Kenny?

How much input did you realistically have on episodes of South Park and were there any episodes / story-lines that Trey and Matt would give you most of the credit for? SP became exponentially better over the past 4 or 5 years so I basically just want to know if it was because you quit writing for them.

Just started watching KvS, shits funny.

When you farted on the staircase for 11 seconds straight I almost shit my pants I laughed so hard. I love showing that to women to see if they have a sense of humor or not. Testees was utter genius and I wish there had been more than one season. The episode with the giant dong spray seemed like something straight from your fantasy journal. What was that thing made of? It looked very much like a real giants dick.

norma says hi! http://doggiedanceboogie.ytmnd.com

Come to Australia some time?

There are tonnes of fans here. Would be fuuun.

Who Are you?

There's no way I believe that at least a couple of episodes were at least slightly staged. Like the episode with the children's choir. To justify using the kids that way you had to emphasize the character Spenny to make it feel okay that the kids were okay for disliking him.

Was Audry your girlfriend during the the viral vid episode? Did you ever call up any of the girls after the who can bone more episode?

SHITS AHOY GAYLOR!!! MORE KVS in the future??!!?!?!?

Hey Kenny I was just curious if you've ever thought about trying and do something with the dickhouse guys who do jackass and the like? They do some out there stuff.

Is it legal to masturbate, yes or no?

Where should I send it and do you really want me, a guy to send you my footage?

Hey there sailor boy! What happened to Dr. Goldfield and how did you meet him?

Hey Kenny, huge fan. Thanks for doing this AMA.

Just wondering if there will ever be a Triumph of the Will Season 2 or if you are working on any similar projects?And will season 1 be released on DVD anywhere outside Canada?

Thanks.

Hey Kenny! Huge fan. Are there any episodes that were way to bad to air that you really wish went on? If so, what where they about?

Do you fuck with Spencer even when you guys are not doing a competition?

Did you actually have all those costumes at the house or did you plan that stuff beforehand?

How is Wolfish?

Is it true that you flipped a coin to see which role you would take in the show?

Thanks, you are my hero.

What's Brendan the sound guy doing nowadays? Also, Spencer Rice is a shit eating fuck head.

Kenny, What xbox games are you playing and will you add my Gamer tag? Also, if a network were to pick up KvsS season 7, are you both up for it??

I can't think of anything to ask that isn't redundant. I just want you to know I've been watching KvS since CBC, and still watch it on netflix a lot (got my wife into it, yay!) And you are one person I truly want to meet before I die. I love you, man. Your shows are awesome.

What is going on with Triumph of the Will, can we expect more episodes?

I loved the pilot.

what kinda music do u actually listen to?

Wha did you do last night?

Was there a single time you cheated/lied on the show and felt bad about it?

Exactly how big is your dick? ;)

Is Ryan the rye bread still alive and well?

What is the best idea you have ever had?

I see you at the bar (dog and bear) near my house all the time, that and random restaurants on ossington. I never say hi. just thought I'd share.

Any Chance of Spenny doing an AMA? I've always wanted to get inside his head

What was the best moment in your career?

hey kenny... big fan :)

just wondering: every time i go to Toronto, i look for you but not sure if you actually live there anymore? do you go to the Hoxton and Dog & Bear often?

I'm a big fan of your photography. Do you have more copies online to see? Do you still shoot photos?

What was meeting matt and trey like?

Considering how much spenny looks like David Shwimmer with downs syndrome, did you ever consider just working with David and maybe letting spenny be his stunt double or something?

Hey man I gotta ask, how much stuff have you shop lifted in your life so far?

Your mom is hilarious and always seems to be a good sport. Is there anything that you did on KvsS that she wasn't particularly proud of?

why is your house sideways?

I just want to say thanks for giving us a couple of awesome shows with KVS and Triumph of the Will. I actually really loved the latter and was wondering if you were going to do another season. That show caused me and my friends to laugh the hardest in our lives I swear! Also do you still smoke the green? I remember the one episode of KVS you probably outsmoked Spenny crazily but I\m curious if you still do when not filming a TV show?

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Fucked anyone famous?

Hello Kenny. What exactly happened to that huge bag of weed you lost in the competition? Did you lose it for good? If you found it where was it? Also a quick description on how you and the crew felt during that competition?

Thanks for the AMA Kenny. I always wondered, in the KvS episodes where you were obviously breaking the rules behind Spencer's back, were those victories later revoked after being released?

How did Spenny react when he found out that he was eating popcorn that had gone through your entire digestive system before it was popped?

What was the meat pukes all about? You really got poisoned from raw meat licking or just overate meat for life, p.s I tried cow tongue because of that episode, its fken amazing!

you should travel the world and film it

Why does Maurice Del Taco not have his own show? Seriously I'll watch anything when you are doing that character.

Who inspired you to become a comedian?

How many times did you fap to Bianca Gross' nude scene?

When you parked your car in the middle of the intersection in Toronto to piss people off, how long did you leave it there for?

Love your show by the way. Thanks for being crazy/awesome.

I am addicted to kenny vs spenny. Theres nothing better than smoking a bowl with friends and laughing our asses off at you're crazy characters!

Will Maurice Del Taco ever make a comeback appearance in your online channel?

what with your obsession about Hitler and nazis?

What is your beauty routine to keep yourself looking so attractive?

Are you ever gonna have kids, Kenny?

What's the most bizarre animal you've caught Spenny having sex with?

CALL ME KENNY 1 403 393 8140

Hey Kenny. Do you still keep in touch with Matt and Trey? Any future collaborations in the works?

Kenny, absolute fav. video game? Fav. console? Is it harder to play with 3/4 of an index finger?

I could have sworn I saw Jamie holding a PS3 controller in the who is the better wrestler episode when you were trying out a bunch of characters for the crew. Weird.

Edit: Found it

Whats the most fucked up story you have of Spencer that happened outside of Kenny vs Spenny?

Give me a recommendation for a book, movie and band you're going ape-shit over right now?

Are you still dating audry? I went to high school with her. My step brother kissed her. This is my only claim to any sort of fame. ANd I am proud of it.

Hey Kenny, whatever happened to that Lab Rats show?

How's the Iron Shiek?

Kenny Hotz i believe your grandfather was my family doctor in Hamilton ON for almost 40 years, i havent seen him in years but I hope he is doing well!

Does a show like KvS make you rich, or did you just make a decent living while it was running?

hey kenny, how much of triumph of the will was staged?

What's your favorite thing about Spenny?

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I saw you were a writer on Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation. What the fuck was that?

Can Spenny be blamed for the female turtle?

Who made the intro of the KVS episodes?

are you by any chance related to terence mckenna?

Can we pretend I'm famous and have me headline at the Hoxton?

Ever thought about making an album? You're quite the singer.

TIL Kenny Hotz is a 13 year old boy who thinks rape jokes and gay jokes are funny. SMH.

You've quite the fanbase here in Iceland. Ever thought about going there and maybe do a stand up or meet people that would be interested to work with you?

You see Brendan, Jamie, Sebi and Kevin much?

hey kenny... seen any more guys blarting in boys town recently?

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How pissed were you after Spenny tore all of your clothes after he found out that you made the note that said he had HIV?

Did you ever get attacked on the streets of Toronto when you were doing Maurice Del Taco? I mean it's obviously rude to gays. Haha

Spenny appeared on Top Chef Canada as a guest judge. Given the fact that you are the one who actually can cook and appreciate good food, any chance we could expect to see you on Top Chef?

How was the experience of writing for South Park? How much of Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow was yours? Please say at least the jew gold.

Fuck youtube. When the fuck are you gonna be on a show again? Also, I noticed your show was produced by the South Park fucks and were shortly on Comedy Central. Fuck you, I'm an 'merican, and I'm drunk and you crack me up, get your Jew ass back on TV, you fuck. Also, what's your connection with them,. they are funny mother fuckers. Or run for a state senator out here, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE! Fix this financial shit!

Hahaha. Yes, aliens are real. They have a weird anal fetish so we let them anal rape people in exchange for technology. I was actually born in the USSR, I'm a secret Russian weapon designed to bring socialism to America. My health care plan is a clear example of this, obviously, as it give everyone free health care and abolishes the health care companies.

Hahahaha, I don't even remember writing that, but you're fucking awesome man, I wish you were in more stuff. I'll check out your youtube stuff and your website. Seriously, be in more stuff.

Thanks for the laughs, man. Laughed til I cried when you took a shit on Spenny's cauliflower. Loved when you both got stoned and looked at each other, saying "I don't think we can do a show." Also, I think I have a crush on your mom!

I wanna thank you kenny for helping me and my roommate bare the stresses of University! would literally have went crazy if I had not been able to sit down every night and watch an episode of KvS! keeping fingers crossed about the movie! Good luck and thank you!

Huge fan of KvS and TotW here! My question is did the placenta you ate actually taste good enough to eat again? Also, what is your favorite aushwitz/hitler joke? I can't stop laughing when I remember: "my grandfather died in auschwitz, he fell out of the guard tower shooting jews"

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Hey Kenny , I have one question . What's your next show , that i can look in germany ? I miss your dirty jokes .

Ok Kenny, what would you rather do... 3 way with Bianca and Spenny or Spenny's mom.

Hahahahaa

If i ever ran into you in real life and offered you to smoke a joint with me, would you? Because that would probably be the most defining moment in my life.

If you could bang any celebrity, who would it be?

Where DO the butterflies sleep?

ur Triumph of Will episode Rags to Bitches is probably the most brilliant thing ive ever seen, do police ever give you shit after episodes like that air where u break the law;?

Putting up all of your shit for free is noble and I love you for it. I am a new fan and will happily pay for whatever it is you want to sell me now... including the D.

I actually still sing "some people wanna. But i dont wanna the marijuana" been stuck in my head for years!

What was your favourite part of the show kenny vs spenny?

Why won't Spenny just embrace the insanity?

Also: re-watching the biggest fart episode for the umpteenth time. Still keel over in laughter watching you walk away let down after trying to fart on Spenny's head, only to let out the fucking earth-shaker of a fart slip out as you walked up the stairs.

Did you set Spenny up in the kissing episode when that random girl showed up? Also, thanks for the laughs over the years man. You are the number 1 person my friends and I quote in Day to day life.

I asked this last time the AMA happened. I got effed in the A for even suggesting it.

Holy shit, you're still answering.

I would say that he's a celebrity as he's been on multiple cable television shows. Does that mean he's intelligent, attractive, or otherwise useful? I'll leave that to the viewer to decide on their own.

Can you give us the full story of when Spenny tried to kiss you in Amsterdam?

I know on one of the last episodes of KvS you and spenny said that you were going to remain friends after the show... After all the torture, did it happen?

If you could be asked one question, what question would that be and how would you answer it?

What are the craziest/meanest things you've done to Spenny that didn't make it into the show?

What ever happened to the dog you had in the "who can gain the most weight" pilot episode?

What are your and Spenny's family reactions to the show? I imagine that Spenny's family is a little ashamed of what happens to him and how stupid he is. And your mom probably high fives you whenever you visit.

Do the antics you guys have ever cause for awkward moments?

Hey Kenny. I'll be honest - I saw your name, and had no idea who you were, but a thing went off in my head that said, "I know this guy.." so I googled you, and found out that it was from Testees. I think it's a crime that this show was so short-lived.

I'll spare you the whole, "BRING THIS BACK PLEASE," thing, because I know it's way out of your hands, but I just wanted to thank you for creating one of the funnier shows in my memory.

Kenny - In the episode where Spenny wanted to commit suicide, what the hell made him go to that specific spot?

Do u maybe come one time to austria - vienna? :-D would be awesome

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As a fellow Kingstonian , I'm so surprised how many redditors are actually in my community. P.S. you're fucking hilarious kenny

So what happened to both you and Spenny after the end of KvS? What did you both do in your downtime?

How much fun was it to break all those laws in the episode about who could break the most laws?

Do you still shave with hand soap in bathrooms like a vagrant as evidenced in Pitch?

if you were alive 70 years ago and were put on a train going to a holocaust camp, what would you pack in your suitcase?

Are you still trying to have sex with Spenny's smoking hot cousin?

Have you been to www.reddit.com/r/gonewild ?

Just saw you own The Hoxton. I love The Hoxton. Mind if I pretend to know you to impress women?

EDIT: Actual question. I'm interested in photography and saw some of your shots in KvS, they were amazing. Do you have any favorite photographers?

If the show gets off the ground again (let's say a bunch of redditors harass the comedy network/showcase), would you consider sourcing competition ideas to the internet?

My favorite t shirt was the one with Hitler and under it it said "spennys dad" what was ur favorite couch t shirt?

Are you and Audrey still together?

Kenny, I just wanted to say that I loved all the kvs stuff you guys did, and i'm upset you aren't making new episodes. My favorite was "who can go the longest without sleeping". That shit is just straight up funny and interesting. I was wondering if you and spenny ever thought about doing some sort of live show or live broadcast event or something. I would pay serious money to see the Kenny vs spenny show on tour

I wouldn't. because I love you

How was doing the first episode of the series? Did you know that you would straight away play the maniac, and did spenny know you would be a maniac?

Good Guy Kenny Hotz answers almost every question in his AMA.

hi kenny why are there so many funny jews like yourself

How shitty was cbc?

I've always wondered. How regularly do you shower and brush your teeth? The tongue scrape humiliation will always be my favorite

I saw you at Jacob's once with a very sexy chick. So I can attest that you at least pay for hot pussy.

Hey Kenny, Frank Ristenko (not sure about the spelling of his last name) used to work with you. I found this out when we got talking about the show one day and he mentioned that he knew you. Anyway, he ended up getting an autographed copy of season 5 KVS from you for me. Just wanted to say thanks!

Did Spenny really get a chub while getting a lap dance from that male stripper?

If you had to sell all of your records but one, which one would you keep.

You are amazing. Please do whatever you can to get a new season of KvS... Do you think you can take Spenny to an even lower level than he is right now? How?

Kenny - do a fuckin podcast.

Tupac or Biggie?

I fucking love you. Are you aware that you are responsible for the breast less teens of this generation? Do you regret making us lol our tits off? I look forward to hearing back from you.

you're still answering questions?

Which world leader would you most like to fuck?

Kenny, I just watched the "Who Can Eat the Most Meat?" episode of Kenny vs Spenny for the 100th time, and then watched the pork episode of "Triumph of the Will". Which one of those is the real Kenny?

P.S Every character in any video game I make is named Pilgore now.

Hey Kenny, I met you on the street a few years ago during Nuit Blanche and I stopped you to say hi and shit and I told you that you were my second idol and you went on and asked "Who's your first? Hitler?"(not sure if you remember) and it was awesome. Do you always get bugged everywhere you go and is it frustrating going out and doing everyday shit because of people like me?

The episode where you guys went to Cuba for a vacation on the network's dime. Did the network know about that ahead of time? Was this revenge for cancelling the show? I love you guys, and would gladly pay for any premium cable show just to watch you guys again.

It seemed like you and spenny could still be considered friends for the first couple seasons of the show, was there a certain competition that finally broke him enough to stop that? Or was it very gradual?

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What subreddit do you most frequent?

Kenny you're awesome, and when you shot your episode in "Sault Ste. Marie" you gained yourself a few loyal slaves in this town forever!

Spenny Sucks Farts.

what is Sebby and Brendan and the rest of the crew up to these days?

Is Spencer always such a whiney baby? Are you always such a prick? I stopped watching your show after the goat episode when you scared the goats with the remote control car. Totally douche move.

I wish spenny would do an AMA.

You like Trailer Park Boys?

Testees was my favorite show when I was watching TV.

That's all I got

This word gets thrown around a lot, but have you ever been diagnosed as a sociopath? You really seem to have absolutely no conscience.

Hey Kenny, I've watched the show for years, and is by far my favourite. I recently watched the season of Triumph of the Will and was blow away by it. In the cannibal episode, what was the worst part?

I just wanted to say that I love you.

I just wanted to thank you for teaching me the cheek kiss head turn trick. I've found women think it's strangely charming. Usually.

Kenny, your scheme in "Who Can the Sell Most Bibles" was outright Machiavellian. What went into planning something that elaborate? How did you know Spenny would react in that way?

Also this one may have been asked (if so feel free to ignore), but did you ever do anything so horrible to Spenny that you felt bad?

Hey Kenny,

Big fan, and I've served you in my bar a few times. You are super nice and funny! Here's my question..

How fucking scary was hanging out with Zanta? Haven't seen him around T.O. in a while, but man, I always found that dude super creepy. Is it just an act?

Thanks for the many hours of entertainment you've given me over the years!

Hey Kenny, I love you. Send me an autograph?

Do your Mom and brother watch the show?

I can't believe what your brother does for you sometimes... Just thinking about the "First one to get a boner comp."...

Who can bone more women is private, fix it.

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Testees still rates as one of my favorite shows...ever. Why did it end? BTW the fat/ugly/zombie episode was comedy gold.

Who is Kenny Hotz? Even when Barack Obama did an AMA, he was labelled as the POTUS. I don't care enough about this guy to google him.

Does Spenny have any redeeming qualities? He seems to only have bad ones.

how on earth did you think o the poop corn humiliation. just brilliant.

As someone from America, who has never been to Canada, I'm dying to know how to properly make poutine. Care to hook me up with a recipe?

Saw you were still anwsering questions, why did spennys mother never want to be seen?

How much of your own money do you spend during the show, for example bribes, or does the production company pay them?

Huge fan here. Would you appreciate some competition suggestions from us? I think it would be a great idea :)

So did Dr. Goldfields herbal shop get extremely successful because the show? Was he really as laid-back as you portray?

I loved the episode who can eat the most meat on a scale of 1 to 10 how sick were you really?

What games are you playing these days?

What did happen in the episode of who can get further with the other guys mom?

Kenny,

Saw Tom Green live last October. After the show I got drunk with him (coincidentally, I'm drunk now!) and I asked him a bunch of shit. Most of it was how the Trailer Park Boys is the best TV show on the planet, and that you vs dicklick is a close second. Anywho, he had me call you on his cell phone. I left a VM that went something like, "tis hot out today, I have an eeling Mr. Rice is in a crabby mode," then went on to tell you NOT to do a seventh season because I think it will set Spenny off and he'll do something really deranged.

Anyway, why don't you and Spenny travel and do live shows? Strengthen your grassroot following (especially in the US), which will lead to more shit (ala the TPB guys with "Drunk and on Drugs" or "SWEARnet").

You are the man and go fuck yourself old country style, yarp yarp.

PS-cock in the shitter suckin a tit. Vagina!

I'm rewatching everything on your channel. Late question: in S2E8, "Who can kiss more women," was the Donna woman that had a crush on Spenny genuine? Did he ever contact her after viewing the tapes?

Hey kenny, i just watched the pilot to KvS and saw that you had a "the price is right" nametag on your fridge, were you on the show back in the day?

I have an idea.We should create a Paypal account and all the fans donate so we can get this masterpiece of a show back on TV.I want to see Spenny get humiliated again.

Why did KvS end?Was it because you didn't get enough views?

This interview was transcribed from an "ask me anything" question and answer session with Kenny Hotz conducted on Reddit on 2013-01-01. The Reddit AMA can be found here.